Who was who at trans pride?

By Moley, me and the usual gang of idiots

1. Veronica Ivy

Formerly known as Rachel McKinnon and before that Rhys McKinnon. Sports cheat and author of the academic paper ‘Yes, The Emperor Has No Clothes, But you Shouldn’t Say That’.  Exiled from his university and now living with a convicted paedophile.

2. Michael Cashman

Founder member of formerly honourable charity, Stonewall. Now a tireless advocate for the reduction of existing rights of women in the UK, unlike Simon Fanshawe and Matthew Parris, his fellow co-founders, who are great. Played a yuppie called Colin in the original cast of EastEnders who dated Barry, a bit of rough. Having worked with many, I love actors. They can do magical things in front of a camera. But on this particular issue. I’d listen to Fanshawe and Parris.

3. David ‘The Bruce’ Paisley

Scottish Actor. Also known as ‘Man at Bus Stop’.  Works tirelessly to destroy gay communities who believe their sexuality isn’t a choice. About to be humiliated on a national stage for his phobia of ribbons/women’s rights.

4. Pc McBumblefuck of Greater Manchester Clown Police. 

One of at least two ‘beespoke’  uniforms made for GMP at a cost of over 800 quid each and made for a Manchester Pride event in 2018. Eternal symbol of the beclowning of the UK police force.

5. Windy Miller

A strong and enthusiastic proponent of encouraging the administration of experimental drugs to vulnerable, gender nonconforming children.  Likes to kill foxes (10) while wearing his wife’s kimono. Likes using the word ‘privilege’ pejoratively when he’s not helping tax dodgers or doing up his windmill.

6. PC Skye ‘RoboCop’ Morden

Transgender police officer Morden, 44, who lived whole life as a man now self-identifies as a woman after 19 years on the force at West Midlands Police.  He is the first officer in the force to be trained with X26 Taser and was famously photographed with said weapon pointing it gleefully at the camera, making one wonder how he would police, say, a Woman’s Place meeting. 

7. Jeffrey Marsh

The self-professed, first authentic, non-conforming, non-binary, precepted facilitator of Soto Zen Buddhism and ‘one on one’ life coach. Watch Jeffrey on YouTube as they encourages many, many youngsters to ‘connect’; “I am old & non-binary. If you are 13 & non-binary, I love you.”Er, leave 13-year-old kids alone, Jeffrey. 

8. Chase Strangio 

Rhett Butler as imagined by Nintendo. Staff attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU). Tweeted, “There is no such thing as binary fixed biological sex. Put it on my tombstone.” Absolute lunatic. There is a ‘Chase Strangio’  in every workplace. NEVER give them the Twitter password. 

9.Laurel Hubbard

Rich, privileged 43-year-old male weightlifter currently in the process of raising awareness of the injustice of male-bodied athletes competing in women’s sport categories. Publicly supported by everyone’s favourite Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, Hubbard was recently chosen to represent New Zealand at the new Olympic sport of heavyweight cheating.

10. Fox

See ‘Windy Miller’.

11. Spa Woke Bloke

Conflicted woke warrior prevented from screaming ‘Karen!’ in a woman’s face by virtue of her being a member of a racial minority. Finally settled on a sarcastic "sorry you had to see a penis"  as if this woman and her children were at fault for a man being in their changing rooms. Presumably, he agrees with Laurie Penny that the problem with male flashers is women and children rudely looking at them. 

12. Eddie Izzard 

Trans-identified comedian. Presents in ‘girl-mode’ (pink beret, lipstick) or ‘boy-mode’ (the late Richard Harris after a session) depending on whether he needs a Hollywood acting role. In an excruciating TV interview, fawning presenter Lorraine Kelly claimed that Izzard could potentially be the first female Prime Minister of Britain.

13. Aimee Challenor

The Zelig of the trans movement. Stonewall advisor, political operative, currently with the Lib Dems, formerly with the Greens, son of a convicted paedophile, married to another paedophile, destroyed several feminist communities on Reddit and is still out there, doing something. He and the other furries currently running Reddit should all be electronically tagged.

14.  Owen Jones 

Guardian House Elf and staff activist. Helped lose Labour some of its safest seats in the country. Bravely joined 338 Guardian colleagues in a courageous and noble campaign to oust a female employee for writing a column in defence of women’s rights. Like everyone else pretending to believe this stuff, does everything he can to avoid engaging with ideological opponents on the issue. A despicable misogynist and coward who will spend the rest of his life apologising to women. 

15. Buffalo Bill

Van driver. Character from ‘The Silence of the Lambs’. Trans activists constantly try and get this film banned, as it shows an evil trans murderer. Of course, in real life, this never happens except for Gary Heidnik, Ted Bundy, Hadden Irving Clarke, Sophie Eastwood, Alex Stewart, Rowan Thompson, Paul Fitzgerald, Philip Tarver, Roderick Deakin-White and all the other one-offs listed here.

16. Émilia Decaudin

World-famous jalapeno smuggler, Decaudin, was elected as a Democratic District Leader in New York City in 2020 after a 100-year old rule designed to ensure equal participation of women in political life was changed to make more room for the hugely underrepresented demographic of young white men.

17. Erin

Erin famously set up a home video announcing her virtue for all the world to see. However, her intelligent and discerning cat was seated on her lap and, as soon as Erin began announcing her pronouns, the cat ‘swiped right’. Thus, nature itself passed its stern judgement on this very human nincompoopery. 

18. Gender Critical Cat 

Many cats are trapped in pronoun-rich environments. They need our help.

19. Grace Lavery

Academic who has incorporated fetish pornography into a graduate program curriculum and has presented a lecture titled "The King's Two Anuses." Defines womanhood based on Victorian notions of submissiveness and has claimed to feel the most womanly when being abused by men, yet posts BDSM photos of himself abusing his partner. 

20. Layla Moran aka. Wendolene Ramsbottom

Liberal Democrat Spokesman for Foreign Affairs and International Development. She is ‘pansexual’ which means bi-sexual for people who think there are more than two sexes (there are only two sexes). Best known for uttering this meandering drivel when asked, ‘What is a woman?’

‘A woman is a way to self-identify. There are lots of genders. There is male, that is biological. As is female. A woman is a gender identity which is more akin to being a man. Those are the opposites and then there is also non-binary, which is people who don’t identify with either.” Another lunatic.

21. Judith Butler

Unintelligible American academic and gender clown. Her deterministic universal embodiment of a rationalisational paradigm of textual sublimation of the specific deconstructed and inferred socio-gender commentary on the dialectic of sub-conceptualist Queer theory, especially in the participational aspects of the theorised and quantised pre-textual ideas of said theory, but also in the unfortunate, fluctuating sophistry of the dissected mythopoetical ideas in modernistic, neodeconstructive discourse has been an inspiration to con artists considering a career in academica. 

22. Morgane Ogre

Canadian Trans Rights Activist and Vice President of the New Democratic Party of British Columbia who was named a ‘National hero’ at the Vancouver Pride Parade in 2016, the first such award given to someone who spends a great deal of time trying to get rape crisis centres shut down.  Blamed feminists for his cover-up of predatory behaviour against minors committed by Jonathan Yaniv. "When there is a predator among us, we can’t hear you if you bury your words in hatred and if you don’t reach out.”

23. Hannah ‘Shithouse’ Mouncey

Played 22 games with the Australian men's handball team before deciding he was a woman. In 2019 Mouncey was not selected to play at the World Championships claiming that it was because others in the team were uncomfortable showering with him. This discomfort can be explained by the fact that Mouncey is a huge bloke who is obviously taking the piss. 

24. Stephanie/Tony/Stephen Hayden/Halliday

Identifies as a woman and a lawyer.  The custodian of this website is currently involved in a court case with ‘Stephanie’ and will be reporting on the outcome soon. 

25. Number 44!     

The ever-perplexed team-mate of Hannah Mouncey , Morgan Thompson. we love you, Morgan, wherever you are!

26. Ask Sarkar 

Self-professed ‘luxury communist’. Advocate of a liberal, all-inclusive, all-welcome approach to people going to the toilet in her house. 

27. Jessica ‘Davros’ Yaniv

Canadian trans activist famous for filing complaints against various beauticians who refused to wax his male genitals. Has been charged with assault, brandished a taser on Blair White’s YouTube channel, and is banned from calling the Vancouver Fire Brigade to haul him out of the bath. Despite the fact that even the most unhinged trans activists are no longer returning his calls, he has probably been responsible for banning more women than any other person on Twitter. His scalps include Meghan Murphy, a much-respected Canadian feminist. This is all possible because Twitter hates women and wants to remove their ability to organise politically.

28. ET

Trans-identified alien who featured in a recent HER profile.

29. The Sam Smith Tattoo Non Binary Flag

A symbol of all that is noble and pure about the gender movement. “A young boy, standing in his Mum’s pumps and his Dad’s pants, observes himself in the mirror of his soul.”