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Thank you Graham & Moley & all the idiots that is ace 👍 🏆 💐

😂😂😂@ "Pc McBumblefuck of Greater Manchester Clown Police" - but 800 QUID FOR THAT PIPECLEANER BEACHBALL THING...?!? Expletive!!’

I can’t believe Windy Miller has three young daughters when so many GC men are in the fight BECAUSE they have daughters and can see the dangers. He’s an arsewipe

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The Police bee uniform thing is true - it WAS at least about 800 quid per outfit far as I can tell. (You will be delighted to hear that there was a male and female 'bee officer'....)

That said, they may have been used more than once, so perhaps I am being unfair as to value for money...

*rolls eyes*

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The burning question is: was there a non-binary bee officer outfit? An enbybee. Outrageous if not!

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They never thought of that! I'll bet they are turning in their beehives!

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Our pleasure! We are here to shine a light on ideological nonsense!

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I used to think men with daughters would be the most likely to get why this matters. And a lot of them DO get it, but the misogyny runs very deep for too many of them. Any parent who cannot recognise the inherent danger of males self-id'ing into women's spaces needs a crash course in safeguarding.

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Rumour has it there's someone close, a minor, who ids as trans. Huge, massive cognitive dissonance + generalised sanctimony = Him

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They need more than just a crash course but I see your point.

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Just reading on...."Trans-identified comedian. Presents in ‘girl-mode’ (pink beret, lipstick) or ‘boy-mode’ (the late Richard Harris after a session)" - now c'mon, unnecessary cruelty to Richard Harris who was divine in all his forms! 😬

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It's true. He must be a trans fetishist. I usually only use that term as a cheap shot but with him, I genuinely think he is; there's no other feasible explanation. Still, he makes those deadbeat dads who used to grace The Jeremy Kyle Show look like 'World's Best Dad' material 😄

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Anyone who boasts on twatter about battering a fox to death IN HIS WIFE'S KIMONO - has to be questionable af. Just now I don’t want to think about "trans fetishists" thanks please tell me that’s not a thing 🤮 😂

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PC McBumblefuck was a particular highlight 🤣

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Re the kimono, was that a one off? As if he were to be AGP that would explain A LOT!

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Well, it seems as though it was a one-off in his garden. But you'd better ask his chickens about that...

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Can we rename Spa Woke Bloke, Spa Misogynist. Because we really should be accurate with labels.

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Agreed. We do really need more labels, I think...

For example, I originally had Spa Woke Bloke described as:

"Has all the look of a painfully woke man from Shoreditch who has the appearance of an upper class WWI British Army Captain about to lead his men over the top with a Lee–Enfield bolt-action rifle in one hand and a soy latte in the other."

But it didn't make the 'final cut'! And I can see why!

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Karen Davis calls him "Moustachio". She hopes to get the woman who made the noble stand on her show.

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He's Village People member to me.

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Genius.

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Well, my calling a bloke a bloke got me a 30 day Facebook ban. He was going by the name of Daphne and being spiteful to women (like these AGPs are) on the "Women Against Hate" page, where as a bloke he arguably had no business being.

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Twitter is palatable next to Facebook, at least that's my - wait for it - *lived experience* 😏

As we all know, 'lived experience', 'desire' and 'feelings' supercede facts, data and science these days. Which means I'm always right, btw 😜

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They both suck.

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😂

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🤣 I can stare at this artwork for ages, it is just brilliant, you are so clever moley 🤣 . And thankyou Graham and the gang for shedding some light on all the characters, I'm relatively new to all this, beginning to recognise some of the usual suspects but there were a few I wasnt sure about. Brilliant 🤣👏👏👏

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It is our pleasure and our honour!

Thank you so much!

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Do you ever sell your work? I would genuinely buy a copy of this, frame it and hang it up. I keep coming back to this today cos it puts a big smile on my face every time 🙂

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No, it's all for fun and its all for free. (For the cause, of course)

I get asked this a lot and people are encouraging me to do a book and a jigsaw... all sorts! There is a huge issue with copyright though - especially on something like this - I could not profit from it. I wouldn't dare.

You are welcome to have a decent-sized JPEG of it though, so you can make a print.

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I see your point! Well I will carry on enjoying your talents as they 'pop up' 🙂

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For as long as I am allowed to stay on Twitter!

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Moley, know you must get inundated with requests, so no probs if not, but i was thinking of 'altering' the NHS signature rainbow image ( i dont use it currently ), but maybe having a green, white, violet backdrop instead of the rainbow, which I could then use when communicating with our Equality lead. I know your efforts will be far better than anything i could manage. Is there a way I could get the original image to you? On twitter I'm FlorryBlackfoot@blackfootflorry . But no problem if not, I know you have a life outside of GC funny pictures! :-)

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Very therapeutic laughter x

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Good! Then it has all been worthwhile! 😆

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Agree... 😂😂😂

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Is Owen Jones to scale then?

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Well yes! For some time now I have been calling him 'Tiny Owen'. And to be honest I am not sure why - more of a comment on his intellect than his physical size really! So it amused me greatly to have his diminutive self striding purposefully right across everyone else. He just HAS to be the centre of attention!

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I imagine it's much to do with him acting like a child. Stroppy, petulant, tantrums. Might as well photoshop a nappy and bonnet on him.

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Is that a request? 😅

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😁😁

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🤣

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"Rhett Butler as imagined by Nintendo."

Glorious. 😆

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😆

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What a round up. And Lavery is English.

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thank you!

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Thank you Moley and Graham. Where are all the other fine UK comedians who could have pointed out that the Emperor is in the nuddy, flashing his bits and pieces to little girls? Oh I know...she/herring Izzard

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Thank you! But only Graham is a comedian! I am just an idiot with Photoshop - Oh, and a few paragraphs of text too!

So I particularly enjoyed writing the Judith Butler bollocks. You know, it VERY NEARLY makes sense! Really!

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No idiot Moley. A genius with the virtual photoshop working with a comedian genius! Brilliant - both of you.

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*blushes*

Your are too kind, as always... 🥰

Thank you.

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Well, Dara O'Brien gushed about brave & stunning Lezzie Lizzard using "she/her" pronouns in a tweet 🤬 Can't watch repeats of Mock The Week now without scoffing & shouting at the telly 🤬 W⚓ 🤬

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Indeed. He was the one foremost in my mind. Craven fool. Perhaps he didn't know Izzard thinks he's entitled to use women's public toilets and presented himself as the victim when some teenage girls called him out?

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Lizzard also bragged about having had "a boob fetish since [he] was a teenager", in a Guardian interview, without any hint of embarrassment. The elephant is in the room, only now he's got his kinks out and he's waving them in our faces & laughing all the way to the wank 🤬

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Excellent turn of phrase

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Brilliant! Judith Butler 🤣

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Thanks! My favourite bit of (my) text!

And what I like is that It *very nearly* makes sense! Certainly as mush as her meandering intellectual wankery does anyway!

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😂

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I'm gonna have fun with this "transracialism" nonsense, which is the latest trend to emerge from the Woke House of Horrors 😁

Because minorities are untouchable, you're not allowed to culturally appropriate someone's ethnicity. Fair enough.

So how come The Science™ allows you to appropriate someone's sex? The discombobulation it's already causing is tangible; I've already had a few Twitter ding-dongs ... and loved every minute 😉

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I look forward to seeing your next 'ding-dong' Tony! Jeep it up!

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Cognitive dissonance 💯

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Is this a picture of the cast from the 'Born Identity'?

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🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂🥰🤣😅😂

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The cast of some new TV shows too?

Condemnation Street

Father T

All Creatures Great and LGBTIQ

The XY Factor

Trans Island

No Question Time

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My personal fave? Owen "runt" Jones. That man-child is the antithesis of everything I believe. But the gender nonsense is a legitimate stick to beat him with around these here parts. All the other stuff is for a different thread 🤫

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I just LOVED watching him storm out of an interview on air after grappling with his microphone and so ...huffily . Most will recognise this from raising children. More classic comedy.

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Yes, wonderful.. It took that long to get his microphone off that any dramatic impact was long gone as everyone shuffled in their seats uncomfortably and looked at their nails whistling in embarrassment...

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😂

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I didn't see that... sounds sublime. And similar behaviour to my moody 12 year old son...

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Was that when he was on This Week?

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Not sure - It had Julia Hartley-Brewer and Andrew Neil, I think? It's easily found on YouTube! And worth a look!

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Ahh yes! When he wouldn't accept an Islamist might - just might - be motivated by homophobic hate 🙄

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Islam and its dreadful preachments are one of Jones' blind spots.

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AKA Sanctimonious Morph on Mumsnet (AKA TERF Radicalisation Portal)

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Im so glad you put 18 in there because it is SO TRUE. lol.

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A hero cat for our times!

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that was priceless and very accurate description of these complete w*ankers - we can only wish them misery and decrepitude..

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Jessica "Davros" Yaniv. I can't even... 🤣

Oh, by the way, did you know his "clit" fell off?

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Yes! It will turn up though I am sure....

It will be down the side of the sofa or under the remote or something...

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Fucking men.... they can NEVER find them!!

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*panics*

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🤣🤣🤣

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Yes. Once again we find ourselves confronted by a man who can't find a clitoris.

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Oooh that's funny.

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Outstanding!! Seriously: 👏👏👏👏 😆🤣 Nearly coughed up a lung @ “jalepeno smuggler” 😂

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That is a great one isn't it? 😆

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