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Apr 3, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

And in other news I understand The Tavistock Centre has announced that it is to rebrand to the

Patch Adams Medical Emporium

Specialising in the illusion of biological alchemy

All their doctors will be up-skilled in the art of the possible and expected to adopt an individual clown persona. It’s hoped this will ultimately reduce waiting times as the power of laughter is known to help patient recovery, getting them out of the door quicker releasing beds for more patients.

They also hope to be rolling out their pioneering non-invasive medical assessment technique, which involves throwing either two plums or two melons at a patient and observing the patient’s response. This is thought to tap into a patient’s subconscious which determines whether they catch the relevant fruit or not. The results of these test are then be compared to the patient’s stated desire for which ever medical procedure they believe will alleviate their pain. It’s especially exciting as now parents can catch the fruit on behalf of their child, which eliminates earlier problems of very young children actually being able catch anything.

The Patch Adam Medical Emporium - mutilation with mirth :0)

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😂🤣😂🤣😂 Hilarious 👏👏👏👏👏

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No, Mrs. M. Dr. Hunter 'Patch' Adams is a good man. He cares deeply for all his patients. He makes dying adults and children laugh and enjoy their final weeks/months. He is passionate about Love and he's worked hugely hard to fund his Gesundheit Hospital/s. He pays surgeons, doctors and cleaners and same amount, for he knows that all are as important in the health of his patients. Please, do not make fun of such a wonderful man. Read his books, watch his videos...The film did not even touch upon so much of the amazing work he does.

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And therein highlights the gulf between those who were truly great doctors full of compassion and who stood by the principles of the Hippocratic oath compared to those today, who if not directly administering the drugs are complicit in their silence.

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😁😜😄😂🤪🤪😄

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Apr 3, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

the one about trying to breastfeed made me so sad. Sorry but any kid can wear a binder until they are 18. I can't imagine being someone who transitioned at 12 or so and carrying the guilt that "I did this to myself" because there were no adults there to protect me from myself. Even though, rationally, kids know that they were kids I bet the guilt and self-blame is horrible, even though anyone going through this should know the adults in their lives failed them. I'm sure the ghouls in this horrible industry just look at these mastectomies as possible future breast reconstructions/augmentations and thus, profits.

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I was hoping that would be the one to show it as parody. Pink News of course don't give a damn about those girls.

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I just saw an art piece where a detransitioner made a photo of her scars on her chest, while holding her infant and a baby bottle. So that part is for real. We are living in "A Modest Proposal" come to life. It can no longer be parodied.

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That's great. Thank God for a bit of humour at last.

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Apr 3, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Wow. Is that really the prick news?

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no it's a parody

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This did make me chuckle, albeit it also made me so angry too, for it tells the truth of the sheer horror of Transworld and what they are promoting. So many young, innocent souls, very vulnerable youngsters, believing what they are being told, being led into hell, for the rest of their lives in some (way too many) cases. When The Cult is over, the battlefield will be littered with so many severely injured believers, who no longer believe, who have finally awoken and who want their old, healthy bodies back, which is, tragically, an impossibility.

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They all know shit.

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The original isn't massively different to be honest with one of the largest slices of the pie being "worried about homelessness" (I think that goes for all of us not just trans folk)

Then there's "pronouns", "bathrooms", "uneducated medical professionals" (think we can all relate to that too seeing as doctors tend to assume all female health issues are stress ), "inaccessible mental health care" (again, that goes for everyone), "trans existence being constantly debated by others", "difficulty accessing legal documents with correct name/gender", "violence against trans people", "surgery costs" and finally, "long waiting lists for surgery".

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As regards "surgery", it's neither compulsory for trans status nor desired by the vast majority (except for the massive boob jobs -#NotAFetish though) so that's moot.

Violence - rare

Legal documents - correct sex

Existence - "enjoy your erasure" said Shon Faye, TranswoMAN, to a real woman

MH care - classed as "conversion therapy" by the T lobby

Uneducated medical professionals - you mean the ones hoodwinked by a pregnant transman in labour down on record as "male" who sat in A&E with "tummy ache" while her full-term baby died of slow strangulation in her uterus?

Bathrooms - not enough tequila in the world to be arsed with that bollix

Pronouns - Rohypnol

Homelessness - you mean like when they withdrew all funding for Vancouver Rape Relief but spent $8 million 🇨🇦 on accommodation solely for Ts?

I mean, really, who let the 🐕🐩🐺🐶🦊 in?

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The "existence" part should also include the constant attempt to redefine the word woman as a feeling"gender identity", or costume, ignoring biology as a sex category. So tired of that nonsense.

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they are about to be stomped. Ideologically I mean. At least in the US the whole right wing and scads of left and center left women oppose this. The biggest voting contingent in the us is dead center at 40 %. My guess is most of those folks are not having this trans b.s. The left has actually gained numbers in the last ten years and the right has lost (meaning Dem/GOP parties). If Trump stays away from the right, and they don't run him again, my guess is that the GOP will have no trouble defeating Biden on this issue alone, because Protestant and Catholic factions alike now understand that the transmaniacs are deliberately targeting both Title IX and the RFRA with this nonsense. All TRA have on their side are far left loons. And numbers wise, that is not enough. Dems have misread the room so badly on this one. But they have a talent for that. If the GOP can abstain from Trump they will get back the WH in a few years time. Dems could have given universal health care to 100 percent of Americans, but instead they decided to fight for obliterating femaleness and voting for a protected priest class of .5% of the population. It will not be forgotten. Not to mention trying legally enshrine breaking parental consent to mutilate and sterilize people's kids. Aye carumba.

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It’s all such a bore and still all about men and their tedious obsession with sex, violence, power and controlling others. Frickin infantile.

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my theory is we've been in a locust swarm for about the last 10k years or more species wise due to land scarcity (the way locust swarms are triggered by food scarcity). There's actually proof our human brains have shrunk slightly in that time period whilst in the prior couple hundred thousand we've been about the same. Something about domesticating ungulates put our formerly intelligent species in a death spiral. I've wondered if it was because humans began incorporating behavior of lower order (i.e. way stupider) ungulates into our primate modes of behavior (I'm especially interested in the differences in how ungulates raise young vs the close body proximity that primates have with children for at least a year whereas ungulates, etc fall on the ground after birth and never are really 'held' the way primates are). The prior matrilineal cultures that are remnant seem in what little evidence is left (Lugu Lake, Picts, Basques) to be way less rapey and so on. The Mosuo don't even have a word for rape in their language...it isn't even a concept.

This is so intriguing to me...patriarchy clearly brain-damaged humanity: "With some evolutionary irony, the past 10,000 years of human existence actually shrank our brains." https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-has-human-brain-evolved/

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Then there’s Dr Spock advising whole generations to deconstruct birth and natural mothering.

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"Living in fear of tiny women........"! PMSL! There DOES seem to be a lot of shorty terfs actually - I'm only 5'2". Although I don't feel short: sometimes - mostly actually - I feel I and the terven tower over everyone else with our morality, intelligence and courage (perhaps the size of my ego is inversely proportionate to my stature.......but I speak about you lot just as much as about me!)

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