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You Legends - Moley and Glinner is a hilarious combo

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no no , I just did a bit of editing. The prose is by Innocent Bystander :)

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Ah I see, fantastic effort by all then :)

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Benjamin Cohen

@benjamincohen

Breaking:

@PennyMordaunt

says that she didn’t ever support changes to the Gender Recognition Act to de-medicalise the process. This will surprise many in the LGBTQ+ community as it was the policy of the department she was the cabinet minister for (1/

https://twitter.com/benjamincohen/status/1546942977205063680

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Oopsie!

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What a shame if she loses the LGBTQ+ Tory party vote 😜

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Jul 13, 2022Liked by mole at the counter

"Cat-eagles" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I've just re-read the last paragraph - "swivel-headed cat-eagles" is even better!!

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I have just been banned by Twitter about twenty minutes after sending my FIRST Tweet!

I spent the whole afternoon setting up my first account complete with a nice photo of a NY Fire Brigade truck and a fire-fighting plane in the air over Israel. Then I sent the tweet below together with a photo of the Irish Times item complained about and a photo of Bette Midler's Tweet from last week. One of the recipient's has confirmed he received it.

My Tweet read:

Up to now @IrishTimes hailed any woman who defended women’s rights. So why now put @BetteMidler in the ‘BAD WEEK’ box? For this https://twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/1543979948611981313 ? @joeliveline @jk_rowling @HJoyceGender @LiddleRod @DavQuinn @HMcEntee what’s going on?

What's going on indeed. Twitter is a total fraud.

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Jul 13, 2022·edited Jul 13, 2022

The ban just seems to have been lifted as the warning is gone from 'Notifications'. WTF?

The names JK Rowling and Helen Joyce must trigger Twitter’s computers.

Here is my Twitter handle thing: @KarlMartinIrl

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sry but what's Israel got to do with it? Is that your point?

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It’s just a nice photo of the yellow-painted plane against a perfect blue sky over Latrun, Israel.

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Jul 13, 2022·edited Jul 13, 2022

Right.

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Brilliant piece of laugh-out-loud comedy writing.

Penny I'm sure would make a terrific mouse-centered PM, with her newly-found focus on mice, and cat-eagles. Indeed I anticipate that, having rowed-back from her well-documented anti-mouse sentiments, she will now be embracing mice at every opportunity, inviting them in for tea. Just after she has burned all of those anti-mice tee-shirts and name badges.

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Penny is reverse weasel talented.

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I'm not gonna make any pointed remarks about the 2-sided Penny .....

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How can Penny Mordaunt be Tory leader if she's uncertain whether women exist? Wouldn't that mean that she's uncertain whether she herself exists?

Maybe she'd better go work that out first. Walk before you run, and all that.

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The furious backpeddling is probably getting in the way of running or walking. Her legs must be tired.

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I'm an American, so please help me understand why this woman is running 2nd in the polls to become Tory leader????

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Have you seen the current leader? These are strange times...

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Because all the other candidates are mousephobic and want to eradicate them from public life.

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Jul 13, 2022·edited Jul 13, 2022

Good question. I think it's because she's Brexit [so ami I ... it's not a left/right thing if you get down the sovereignty issue no-one voted for the EU as it has become]; likes the army and did some publicity stunt in a swimming costume. The woke stuff was a sideline to humour her brother whilst getting Stonewall votes. I could be wrong.

Rishi would be a global-minded WEF disaster imho. Best we can get is Truss, I'm thinking. If she gets in and gets Badenoch as home secretary ... ? Bit of a job ... Pritti can do the equalities stuff ? Raab can make the tea haha Or Badenoch as Education Secretary?

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Rather not have Priti doing equalities.

Would love Kemi to be in any role - particularly PM.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a cabinet that was mostly women. *ahem*Personswithsexualbodyparts/functions*ahem*

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Mordaunt is probably just as WEF /Bill Gates compliant as Sunak. BG wrote an introduction to her book! Many photos of her with him.

Kemi or Suella would be an infinitely superior, real conservative, anti net zero, pro fullBrexit, anti vaccine passports choice.

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Jul 13, 2022·edited Jul 13, 2022

The excuses we have as 'leaders' come in the form of so many 'spineless-say-anything-rodents. Needless to say, it follows that she recognizes what a mouse is.

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Okay, you two have officially lost it. But in a good way.

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Hilarious, excellent piece 👏

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I’m expecting to see a lot more of ‘this type of thing’ in the coming years

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Jul 14, 2022·edited Jul 14, 2022

I am crying with laughter!!

Brilliant, just utterly and amazingly brilliant.

Applauding Innocent Bystander, @glinner and Moley.

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Brilliant. As the lunacy and dangerous precepts of the gender identity movement are exposed more and more, I'm looking forward to experiencing an explosion of GC parody and comic material. More please! People are so ready for this...so HUNGRY for this. Graham, Moley, maybe now's the time to take your written/visual comic material beyond The Glinner Uodate and Twitter accounts...there may be funding out there to do that. GC newcomers to the TERF wars producing comedic material shouldn't capture all the spoils.

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Wonderful! I can see steam coming out of her ears right now......

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Think we all are! [I dont twitter cos I'd get banned anyway]

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