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Another Dr Seuss (Cat in the Hat) inspired poem called I don't Want You by SO Fasrus (unfortunately can't add the great picture she made to go with it)

I do not want you in my cell

I do not want you in my loos

I do not want you in my shower

or in the ladies changing roooms

I do not want you in the Guides

competing on the women's side

or on a woman only list

your man invasions

I RESIST

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😆 I think we all needed that bit of light relief, especially after seeing the Wings report on the Furries.

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Omigod, wasn't that horrifying? I'm developing a serious prejudice against fat people, and I'm fat.

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I was sick a wee bit 🤢

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You’re not fat you’re round

Omg that sounds awful , you’re braw as you are 😊

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Horrifying , and supported by those who represent us ……

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I know! I was saying to myself today, "Is this really the hill these women want to die on?" Is there a thought stirring in their brains?

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Brains are in their lady dicks

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I'm hoping these SNP women don't have dicks, but maybe they do!

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They might not have them but they certainly are them !

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That should have had a grinning emoji!

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HaHa. Well done Chet "Seuss" Festive.

Btw -- just saw the most brilliantly succinct definition of "gender" ideology by someone whose twitter handle is @Glinner:

"a violent men's rights movement supported by suckers".

That's ace and cannot be bested. Ever.

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That is spot on. Sadly the suckers are often in the media, politics and HR departments.

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O my word that made me laugh and cry , I hate this world and I fear for our youngsters

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Very clever, I did smile, and a true depiction of the reality, but it made me feel so sad and defeated as well. This ideology is diminishing to all women yet (some) politicians, many institutions, NHS, Police, all corporations it seems, all of them, appear to be fully captured and religiously enforcing the lie while 50% of their audiences must presumably accept the loss of their right to speak, object, feel safe, be private, and if they dare to complain, be insulted, heckled, intimidated and on the receiving end of death and rape threats. How is it that these extremists can walk around with placards saying “suck my girl dick” and not be arrested for a contravention of the obscenity laws. How can men turn up at women’s peaceful rallies in sinister masks and wearing black head to toe. That is not peaceful protesting, that is intimidation. They want women to stop speaking. Misogynists, fetishists, autogynefiles, paedophiles. And I can’t post this comment on any mainstream media because the captured thought police (aka moderators) won’t allow it. So here I am. Thank the Lord for Graham. Wishing you a pot of gold soon.

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This was hilarious I shared it on twitter, then reread it and thought to myself how long before we are all criminals if this insanity is allowed to continue?

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Way to go! This retired Kindergarten teacher wants to go back in time and read this to the over 1,000 children I taught over the decades. Will my youtube channel get banned if I do a dramatic reading with the 3 voices?

I dare you, Glinner, with the broadest Irish style possible! You, Artie and Helen! You of course will do the dating app face you're so good at~

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Thanks for that, it's much appreciated.

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Brilliant!

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As a wee aside , I can’t go to the weeg tomorrow as I can’t drive or walk very far but if anyone in the Cowdenbeath area is going I’ll happily pay petrol

I’m fed up of these fuckers running/ruining our lives

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Feb 4, 2023·edited Feb 6, 2023

Well there's a talent, to be sure, for writing words so good and pure, explaining how it cannot be, to simply go from he to she,

If only they would give some thought, to womens feelings, as they ought, instead of all the abusive bile they hurl around, it is quite vile...

The only certainty in all of this, is that cupcakes can be made from anything...yes, anything!

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Pure gold.

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Fantastic! Poet Laureate in the making!

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i have forwarded this brilliant and truthful poem to everyone i can think of. including quite a few who won't like it. hurrah 🎉🎉 thank you.

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I take it this is dedicated to India Willoughby who tweeted on 8 Jan that he was looking out his football boots to join a women’s team.

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Oo I forgot kjk printers are now refusing to print her stuff !

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I thought she’d got past all this kind of wankery. It’s cowardly.

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