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Thanks to Natalie for the photoshops and the crew for the help on the text!

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I note he doesn't say he's in menopause-mode, far too real 'womanlinesses' for him.

My daughter looks up to old-guard lesbians and Eddina ain't one of them.

What a wet quilt.

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Strangely, menopause never seems to make it into these guy's 2-dimensional fantasy of "living womanhood". Wonder why? /s

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That’s a very good point. They love the tampons and the ‘feelz’ but not utter horror that menopause can be. It’s because older women don’t count. They can go back into ‘boy mode’ until that ickyness is all over.

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I saw that 'blue tick' 80s star Marilyn had a bit of bashing on Twitter for referring to Sam Smith in a complimentary tweet as 'he' (not his 'preferred pronoun - PERLEEEESE!). Marilyn clearly has no ***** to give about it and said so. He's clearly peaked. May 2021 see plenty more 'blue ticks' shouting from the roof tops that the emperor is, indeed, stark bollock naked! And the 'Izzard' question should help to bring this nasty boil to a nice ripe head. . . Happy squeezing!

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Oh Marilyn is brilliant on this issue. We all need to support Marilyn!

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Eddie Creepy Dude Izzard.

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Nope but I know what he IS. Seeing "friends" praise the "her" for being so true to hisnarcassself really REALLY annoys me.

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When Mark Steel says 'she'll always be Palace' what does that mean? Is Eddie now calling himself Palace?

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Haha. Anything’s possible! But here I think it’s to do with football? Crystal Palace? So Mark Steel is saying - yeah Eddie’s a bone fide woman but is still a ‘bloke’ who I can like football with. What a melt.

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That's extraordinary and manages now to feel even more insulting than had Eddie actually changed his name to Palace! Thanks for putting me straight.

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I just saw what I did there. No pun intended!

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Crystal would be much more 'girly' surely?

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Spreading #IsEddieIzzardaLesbian far and wide, and this Update. Expect to be in Tw**ter and Farcebook jail in 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 -....

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