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Feb 20, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

I just inhaled an entire double espresso.

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Well, I'm smitten already... And I'm not a lesbian. (I don't think, at least)

Where do I sign?

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Feb 20, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

You're only 29? 🤣

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I’m turned on by lesbian Graham, but this morning I was a gay man. 🤔 Does that mean I’m now a heterosexual man? Or maybe I’m now a lesbian woman?

It’s like dominoes.

Or catching like Covid. 🤧 🦠

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Where’s your windolene pink lipstick a la Izzard?

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Feb 20, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Wait Graham is a man’s name... oh wait, tilted head: sorry it’s a laydee. Didn’t mean to misgender!

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I wanted to share on Twitter but don't want to blow your cover. Thank you for the laugh and the head tilt.

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Graham. . . this and the replies have made me laugh today. Much needed. Thank you. Dare I ask. . . have you had any 'interest'?

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Brilliant head tilt

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29? That’s nothing! A certain Olympic gold medal decathlete lauded for “her” bravery came out with a new name that with its spelling, peaked for US-born girls in 1998. A Caitlyn born that year would have been 17 in 2015. Not only “Woman of the Year”, but a babe. Mutton named as lamb...

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I nearly choked on my tea!

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Stunning and Brave. You go girl! #GirlsLikeUs

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Simply Stunning and brave.

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Fucking hell Graham. I thought I was straight, but you're such a sexy looking penis owning lesbian I think you could turn me.

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Bahhhhhhhh hahahahahahhahaaaaa! 😂

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Maybe you could try a winning chat up line like "suck my girl dique" ?!

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