I’m a lesbian now! It’s a good thing no-one would ever identify as a woman for nefarious purposes. It just never happens!
I’ll let you know if I meet any fellow lesbians, like this cutie! Is he, like me, taking the piss? Who knows! That’s the joy of self-ID!
I just inhaled an entire double espresso.
Well, I'm smitten already... And I'm not a lesbian. (I don't think, at least)
Where do I sign?