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Is it cake?

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Has it got cocaine in it?

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No.... raisins :-)

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I would like cake, but I'm inclusive of other sugar-based baked products that do not identify as cake (e.g. biscuits, pastries). Cake+++

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What about Jaffa Cakes though? They're neither cakes nor biscuits

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They don't fit in the baked goods binary but are valid

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Is it the internet?

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Wooo! An an exclusive sample of Glinners new make-up range? So exciting!

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Is it my sanity? Or a home-brew kit, so we can all self-medicate?

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So glad I paid up before the box unveiling. I would have looked so cheap had I done it afterwards.

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Please let it be a script for a gender zeitgeist based sit com :-)

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This I'd love to see

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Is it a Tiara? I’ve always wanted … A TIARA!

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That's very kind of you, however just having you speak out for us is enough. You have lost so much in this fight, including 'friends'. You will one day have your own reward and I hope you feel you have discovered new, braver, wiser, more principled friends throughout this journey. I'm sure some of these friends are, however, just as scared about losing out, and hope they will find some inner strength from somewhere.

BUT JUST TO CLARIFY, I WOULD STILL LIKE TO RECEIVE THIS!!! :-D THANKS XO

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Schrodinger’s Cat!

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Or rather, Schrodinger's wang?

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That's a shoe box. You bought us shoes!

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“What’s your way of dealing with stress?”

“Shoes! I love SHOES!!”

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Is it ribbons?

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Is it a crown? I’ve got a good feeling on this one

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the head of Alfredo Garcia?

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Hahaha, Graeme Garden strikes again

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Bloody Hell. This feels a lot like the ending of Seven! :|

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Think I'll save it to open on Xmas morning! 😂

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Stickers with Graham’s face on?

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