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I would like to take this opportunity to announce my new pronouns for the rest of the month...

They are:

Ho/Hum.

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Wonderful post Glinner! I laughed out loud.

Absurdism Unbeaten.

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May 23, 2023Liked by mole at the counter

The mark of a truly decadent society when you have so little to complain about that you have to invent imaginary oppression.

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These people need to be laughed at right into their faces. Shame and mocking - great way of keeping the out of line idiots in order.

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Just a couple of words: hopeless narcissists. Don't know how you can stomach this unadulterated horse manure every day of the week. At least, you bring an element of humour to another grim reading. That girl's daddy, the Oxford Prof. must be really proud of his little... whatever...

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May 23, 2023Liked by mole at the counter

God they're all so fucking BORING!

Shallow and self-absorbed, like, who gives a fuck how they identify?

I like people who make me laugh or otherwise interest me, and it is certainly not this moronic bunch of c#nts.

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Madison Godfrey “inhabits gender beyond binary”. From a Star, far far away, comes to us (the uneducated masses) — another 'trans' Saviour. Thanks Be to that pantheon of ‘gender’ gawds, 'kindly' looking down upon us from their rainbowed balconies, elevated so high in social and spiritual status that their dear heads are in the clouds. Praise be to them.

p.s. Mx. Godfrey is right though. There is no right or wrong way to be 'trans'. Because there is NO SUCH THING AS TRANS!

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May 23, 2023Liked by mole at the counter

The Guardian article is just "word salad" or schizophasia, a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases".

The quoted

"As poet Sam Rush writes, “I wasn’t born into the wrong body, I was born into the right lesson.”

Oh what does that even mean!

Its like the old businesses jargon...

The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary: A-words

Do you wonder where your co-workers picked up all the ridiculous things they say? From fresh-faced interns to top management, everyone drops one of these gems occasionally. We can only hope that you're not here to actually add buzzwords to your vocabulary.

https://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-A.html

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May 23, 2023Liked by mole at the counter

I have no patience for critical race theory.

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May 23, 2023Liked by mole at the counter

Moley’s take on Madison is hilarious, real laugh out loud

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This woman is simply am actress. If you look at the definition of acting, what she does each day is acts a role she has decided is that day's role. Nothing to do with gender, transness or sex. It is all in her head - delusions, and she wants adulation rather than validation. Maybe if we all ignore her, she will go get the treatment she needs for her delusions of grandeur.

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May 23, 2023Liked by mole at the counter

Thank you Graham. I laughed out loud too. I did read the article yesterday and came away thinking how self absorbed she seemed. It really is the age of “look at and listen to me, me, me”. Me’ism is the new normal!

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May 23, 2023Liked by mole at the counter

circumgender?

That's 100% a case of , I dare you not to be on board with this.

privileged narcissism incarnate.

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Most people live unremarkable lives to those who don’t know and love them personally. Madison would be much happier if she accepted this (and so would I because I’m sick of having this narcissistic nonsense foisted on me).

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May 23, 2023Liked by mole at the counter

I love Moley's reimagining of Madison Godfrey, extremely funny. But is Aisling Gallagher actually a creation of Moley? Woman, man, woman, and all three of them arseholes. But the biggest arseholes are the ones prepared to nod along to this shitshow then fall over themselves to flatter the performers.

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May 23, 2023Liked by mole at the counter

Well done Guardian for providing this entitled and over privileged nobody the platform they always dreamed of! Let's reward all this fuckwittery with all the attention their narcissistic little shrivelled and empty souls could desire! FFS! [sarc]... And a genuine well done to Moley for providing a much needed belly laugh and the only treatment that ridiculous word salad deserves.

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