If white privilege does truly exist, then surely this is it. Meet Madison Godfrey! She tells us that being trans is not simply about transitioning from one gender to another, but rather about not aligning with the gender ‘assigned’ at birth. She also tells us that being transgender does not necessarily require undergoing medical procedures or hormone therapy.
Amen to that! Circumgender?! That's new. They know they're boring so they try desperately to kid the idiots into believing they're SPECIAL, when in reality they're twats. Twats breathing my air.
Oh my oh my, circumgender had me laughing. These people are so far up their own arses they’ve hit the crowns of their heads. How ANYONE can take these twats seriously is beyond me.
It was a one new to me, but what does it matter? Circumgender, multigender, genderfuck, genderprick, genderassassin, gendercorporate, gendercurate, gendercommute, genderpollute, genderwhateverthefuck. Have a 100 categories, have a million, it's all a load of meaningless bollocks, but unfortunately, the state we're now in means this bullocks isn't dismissed for being precisely that. Instead, it's given life, the power to do enormous harm and make a lot of money for some.
The field of gender neutral pronouns is so boring. If new genders are being discovered/assigned/made up every day, then pronouns need a bit more variation. Who cares about ze, zem, hir etc? There just aren't enough ways to say "me, me, me".
Didn't someone recently say that everyone can have their own gender? I think the word they are looking for is 'personality'? I also enjoyed 'genderwhateverthefuck' - welcome to the latest journal from the Non-Binary Institute 'Genderwhateverthefuck Weekly' :)
I like that one, it makes the most sense and must be the most widely shared. Maybe they need their own hyperbolic language used back at them, they seem incapable of rational, adult discourse.
Agreed. Laugh and mock them. Refuse to take their delusions and fantasies seriously. I was literally bumped into yesterday in a charity shop by a middle aged AGP, in my small town. I couldn't keep the distaste off my face. In days gone by I would not have had that reaction, but now I know what they are and what they're doing and I will not participate in or validate someone's fetish or mental delusion.
Good call!! I gave a mouthful of abuse to yet another AGP who hangs around outside Oxfam (he's the very spit of Buffalo Bill). He didn't know how to take NO for an answer! What is it about charity shops? I like those but you get a disproportionate amount of these arseholes working in them. They're probably on probation.
They can get cheap female clothes and jewellery, coz as you say, they're probably on probation and almost definitely on the dole. This one was in a wheelchair and was literally forcing his wheelchair into tiny spaces and bashing the clothing displays saying, 'they'll have to get a bigger shop'. The fact he was in a wheelchair didn't do anything to soften my face or thoughts. I literally don't care, and who knows if it's genuine? We do know of at least one case in which one of them in Scandinavia has appropriated not only womanhood but disability as well.
It's a spoof?! No way! I didn't read it because I knew it'd wind me up (I'm in PMT country at the moment so I'm avoiding all forms of rage provocation). Brutal. I'm going to read it! Thanks! Xx
Everything about their clown world is a constant spoof. Normally I'd say it's beyond parody but Moley did a sweet hatchet job. Unfortunately it's so close to the real thing (unlike trans identified males).
What it is about charity shops is the sexual thrill of buying a woman’s discarded clothing. They probably jerk off in it and stick their grubby noses into the crotch area of trousers, that sort of thing. It’s a way they can hold of used women’s clothing without getting caught nicking it from a washing line or the airport baggage carousel like dirty Sam Bristow.
Just a couple of words: hopeless narcissists. Don't know how you can stomach this unadulterated horse manure every day of the week. At least, you bring an element of humour to another grim reading. That girl's daddy, the Oxford Prof. must be really proud of his little... whatever...
They are indeed so fucking boring. All they have room in their heads for is them, what people think and say about them. The idea that most people don't give two fucks is intolerable.
Yes exactly, like listening to Jessica Alves on GB News radio yesterday interviewed by Nana Akua. On and on he boasted about himself. Such a narc and made himself extremely ugly to boot with his 100 surgeries. Reckons he’s a woman from head to toe - I was swearing fuckery in the car driving. God I loathe such people.
Yeah, sure, he's a woman, but he isn't of course and he doesn't believe it either, or perhaps want to. It's another guise he'll soon begin to feel he can't be contained by and will stop identifying with. He has severe body dysmorphia, amongst other things probably. He's so much a woman that if he was told surgeons could transform him into a mythical creature that could be permanently undergoing some kind of modification, I'm sure that's what he would become from head to toe, tail, wing, etc.
Madison Godfrey “inhabits gender beyond binary”. From a Star, far far away, comes to us (the uneducated masses) — another 'trans' Saviour. Thanks Be to that pantheon of ‘gender’ gawds, 'kindly' looking down upon us from their rainbowed balconies, elevated so high in social and spiritual status that their dear heads are in the clouds. Praise be to them.
p.s. Mx. Godfrey is right though. There is no right or wrong way to be 'trans'. Because there is NO SUCH THING AS TRANS!
The Guardian article is just "word salad" or schizophasia, a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases".
The quoted
"As poet Sam Rush writes, “I wasn’t born into the wrong body, I was born into the right lesson.”
Oh what does that even mean!
Its like the old businesses jargon...
The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary: A-words
Do you wonder where your co-workers picked up all the ridiculous things they say? From fresh-faced interns to top management, everyone drops one of these gems occasionally. We can only hope that you're not here to actually add buzzwords to your vocabulary.
Word salad indeed, what on earth is she talking about?
“But my personal experience of being on the personal journey of personally being literally non-binary and trans is not a future destination journey I will never not yet arrive from or at, or to, or a version of myself personally what I have already vet not also departed to from”
I got it’s a personal journey, but I’ve no idea where she’s going!
Maybe she's going to hell in a handbasket, along with the rest of us at this point. She just thinks her own personal "journey" to hell is such a special one.
Me neither. It's interesting though, that since critical race theory came on the scene, a "victim identity" became something desirable, and the preferred way for white people to claim a victim identity seems to be to identify as some variation of trans.
Identity is certainly THE trend. academic theories are fine in the abstract, but they’re like a nasty virus when they’re let out into the real world. Unless maybe you appointed a mediator who could translate the theory into something useful and practical.
In reality there are many caucasian people who are victims of one kind or another. I’ve been one myself. But I don’t want to identify as such. It’s not useful. What is really noticeable, is that when people say ‘white people’, it’s often linked to someone who has a lot of money or influence. It’s not really about their race at all. Sorry for the waffle, waffling is all I can manage today 🥱
Critical race theory was developed so that privileged non-white people could feel good about themselves and like special victims despite not giving a sh*t about impoverished, truly marginalized other non-white people. "Social justice" warriors, my a*s. Once American pop/consumer culture sunk its teeth into "social justice," whatever value and validity it ever had went right down the tubes. I'm American, I've seen it firsthand.
Oh, and critical race theory makes privileged middle or upper class white people who support it feel similarly. "Victim supporters," what could be more noble? Support real victims of real injustice and crime? Who are they? they might ask, but few ever ask. One massive bunch of useless self-centered idiots, if that's not putting it too harshly.
I couldn’t understand why they were labelling themselves as white supremacists until Benjamin Boyce explained the social reward of virtue signalling. I’m not sure if there’s an equivalent in working class culture.
Not sure who you meant was labelling themselves as white supremacists? Yes though, to some people thinking and getting social rewards from virtue signaling. It's an industry over here. My thinking was along the lines of the American "movement" against police brutality (an issue which should be addressed when necessary of course). A movement full of young people who normally don't give a toss about people like George Floyd until a white cop does something to them, then it becomes their cause celebre. I'm sick of the whole thing. Can't stand BLM, don't trust them, never did. And I'm not racist, to the contrary, just a concerned citizen, who believes in real social justice. Not sure such a thing is possible in the US anymore. I agree too, working class people do most of the work in any country and are too tired and cash-strapped often to get involved in cause celebres, so there's no equivalent.
It was a couple of years ago. Some BLM protesters in the USA somewhere were calling themselves white supremacists. They couldn’t explain why exactly. And currently we have the Church of England headquarters labelling themselves institutionally racist, to the dismay of it’s members worldwide.
This woman is simply am actress. If you look at the definition of acting, what she does each day is acts a role she has decided is that day's role. Nothing to do with gender, transness or sex. It is all in her head - delusions, and she wants adulation rather than validation. Maybe if we all ignore her, she will go get the treatment she needs for her delusions of grandeur.
Thank you Graham. I laughed out loud too. I did read the article yesterday and came away thinking how self absorbed she seemed. It really is the age of “look at and listen to me, me, me”. Me’ism is the new normal!
Most people live unremarkable lives to those who don’t know and love them personally. Madison would be much happier if she accepted this (and so would I because I’m sick of having this narcissistic nonsense foisted on me).
I love Moley's reimagining of Madison Godfrey, extremely funny. But is Aisling Gallagher actually a creation of Moley? Woman, man, woman, and all three of them arseholes. But the biggest arseholes are the ones prepared to nod along to this shitshow then fall over themselves to flatter the performers.
Yes I was just a couple to the left of you in a Thought Criminal T shirt. I showed you the p*** take ( trans feline horse) of the (failed) attempt by Bud Light to regain ground by doing a galloping horse ad :)
Well done Guardian for providing this entitled and over privileged nobody the platform they always dreamed of! Let's reward all this fuckwittery with all the attention their narcissistic little shrivelled and empty souls could desire! FFS! [sarc]... And a genuine well done to Moley for providing a much needed belly laugh and the only treatment that ridiculous word salad deserves.
I would like to take this opportunity to announce my new pronouns for the rest of the month...
They are:
Ho/Hum.
Mine are and always will be up/yours
A wise choice, if I may!
😂
Mine are Boll and Ocks. OK I've got the boxer shorts. What do I need to do next? :)
Dusty
Mine are: fee fi fo fum - I identify as a giant.
I/me
Andrew/Tate ……sorry
I couldn’t help myself , I should come with a filter
I honestly apologise and I meant no offence
Wonderful post Glinner! I laughed out loud.
Absurdism Unbeaten.
The mark of a truly decadent society when you have so little to complain about that you have to invent imaginary oppression.
THIS!!!!!👆👆👆👆👆👆👆
These people need to be laughed at right into their faces. Shame and mocking - great way of keeping the out of line idiots in order.
Amen to that! Circumgender?! That's new. They know they're boring so they try desperately to kid the idiots into believing they're SPECIAL, when in reality they're twats. Twats breathing my air.
Oh my oh my, circumgender had me laughing. These people are so far up their own arses they’ve hit the crowns of their heads. How ANYONE can take these twats seriously is beyond me.
It was a one new to me, but what does it matter? Circumgender, multigender, genderfuck, genderprick, genderassassin, gendercorporate, gendercurate, gendercommute, genderpollute, genderwhateverthefuck. Have a 100 categories, have a million, it's all a load of meaningless bollocks, but unfortunately, the state we're now in means this bullocks isn't dismissed for being precisely that. Instead, it's given life, the power to do enormous harm and make a lot of money for some.
😆 I’m having genderwhateverthefuck, I love it. Do you provide pronouns too?
The field of gender neutral pronouns is so boring. If new genders are being discovered/assigned/made up every day, then pronouns need a bit more variation. Who cares about ze, zem, hir etc? There just aren't enough ways to say "me, me, me".
Me/Me/Me would be perfect pronouns for all of these genderwhaterverthefucks 👍
Didn't someone recently say that everyone can have their own gender? I think the word they are looking for is 'personality'? I also enjoyed 'genderwhateverthefuck' - welcome to the latest journal from the Non-Binary Institute 'Genderwhateverthefuck Weekly' :)
Dusty
That's right, that collection of traits everyone has, many shared but all unique to each individual. It did used to be called personality.
I'm genderbored. That means that talking to me about your pronouns is literally violence.
I like that one, it makes the most sense and must be the most widely shared. Maybe they need their own hyperbolic language used back at them, they seem incapable of rational, adult discourse.
Agreed. Laugh and mock them. Refuse to take their delusions and fantasies seriously. I was literally bumped into yesterday in a charity shop by a middle aged AGP, in my small town. I couldn't keep the distaste off my face. In days gone by I would not have had that reaction, but now I know what they are and what they're doing and I will not participate in or validate someone's fetish or mental delusion.
Good call!! I gave a mouthful of abuse to yet another AGP who hangs around outside Oxfam (he's the very spit of Buffalo Bill). He didn't know how to take NO for an answer! What is it about charity shops? I like those but you get a disproportionate amount of these arseholes working in them. They're probably on probation.
They can get cheap female clothes and jewellery, coz as you say, they're probably on probation and almost definitely on the dole. This one was in a wheelchair and was literally forcing his wheelchair into tiny spaces and bashing the clothing displays saying, 'they'll have to get a bigger shop'. The fact he was in a wheelchair didn't do anything to soften my face or thoughts. I literally don't care, and who knows if it's genuine? We do know of at least one case in which one of them in Scandinavia has appropriated not only womanhood but disability as well.
I can totally believe it. They've got no respect for anyone. FFS, this madness MUST END!!! 😡😡
That Guardian spoof is superb.
It's a spoof?! No way! I didn't read it because I knew it'd wind me up (I'm in PMT country at the moment so I'm avoiding all forms of rage provocation). Brutal. I'm going to read it! Thanks! Xx
I think that's a reference to Moley's spoof. The actual article just looks like a spoof :)
Dusty
Now I'm confused!
Everything about their clown world is a constant spoof. Normally I'd say it's beyond parody but Moley did a sweet hatchet job. Unfortunately it's so close to the real thing (unlike trans identified males).
What it is about charity shops is the sexual thrill of buying a woman’s discarded clothing. They probably jerk off in it and stick their grubby noses into the crotch area of trousers, that sort of thing. It’s a way they can hold of used women’s clothing without getting caught nicking it from a washing line or the airport baggage carousel like dirty Sam Bristow.
Oh my sainted aunts!!! That's EXACTLY why! Oh bloody hell, I didn't even think of that! Yuk yuk YUK!!! GROSSS!!!! 🤮
Just a couple of words: hopeless narcissists. Don't know how you can stomach this unadulterated horse manure every day of the week. At least, you bring an element of humour to another grim reading. That girl's daddy, the Oxford Prof. must be really proud of his little... whatever...
God they're all so fucking BORING!
Shallow and self-absorbed, like, who gives a fuck how they identify?
I like people who make me laugh or otherwise interest me, and it is certainly not this moronic bunch of c#nts.
They are indeed so fucking boring. All they have room in their heads for is them, what people think and say about them. The idea that most people don't give two fucks is intolerable.
Yes exactly, like listening to Jessica Alves on GB News radio yesterday interviewed by Nana Akua. On and on he boasted about himself. Such a narc and made himself extremely ugly to boot with his 100 surgeries. Reckons he’s a woman from head to toe - I was swearing fuckery in the car driving. God I loathe such people.
Yeah, sure, he's a woman, but he isn't of course and he doesn't believe it either, or perhaps want to. It's another guise he'll soon begin to feel he can't be contained by and will stop identifying with. He has severe body dysmorphia, amongst other things probably. He's so much a woman that if he was told surgeons could transform him into a mythical creature that could be permanently undergoing some kind of modification, I'm sure that's what he would become from head to toe, tail, wing, etc.
Took the words out of my mouth!
Madison Godfrey “inhabits gender beyond binary”. From a Star, far far away, comes to us (the uneducated masses) — another 'trans' Saviour. Thanks Be to that pantheon of ‘gender’ gawds, 'kindly' looking down upon us from their rainbowed balconies, elevated so high in social and spiritual status that their dear heads are in the clouds. Praise be to them.
p.s. Mx. Godfrey is right though. There is no right or wrong way to be 'trans'. Because there is NO SUCH THING AS TRANS!
The Guardian article is just "word salad" or schizophasia, a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases".
The quoted
"As poet Sam Rush writes, “I wasn’t born into the wrong body, I was born into the right lesson.”
Oh what does that even mean!
Its like the old businesses jargon...
The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary: A-words
Do you wonder where your co-workers picked up all the ridiculous things they say? From fresh-faced interns to top management, everyone drops one of these gems occasionally. We can only hope that you're not here to actually add buzzwords to your vocabulary.
https://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-A.html
This young woman is obviously basing herself on Judith Butler, reading which was recently described by Clive Simpson, as trying to chew concrete :)
Dusty
I'd like to make some people chew concrete! But it would be hard to decide which ones.
Do you want a list ?
O that did make me laff 🤣🤣
Word salad indeed, what on earth is she talking about?
“But my personal experience of being on the personal journey of personally being literally non-binary and trans is not a future destination journey I will never not yet arrive from or at, or to, or a version of myself personally what I have already vet not also departed to from”
I got it’s a personal journey, but I’ve no idea where she’s going!
Maybe she's going to hell in a handbasket, along with the rest of us at this point. She just thinks her own personal "journey" to hell is such a special one.
Outer space , if only …
Haha brilliant
Around in circles.
She's going around in circles.
I have no patience for critical race theory.
Me neither. It's interesting though, that since critical race theory came on the scene, a "victim identity" became something desirable, and the preferred way for white people to claim a victim identity seems to be to identify as some variation of trans.
Identity is certainly THE trend. academic theories are fine in the abstract, but they’re like a nasty virus when they’re let out into the real world. Unless maybe you appointed a mediator who could translate the theory into something useful and practical.
In reality there are many caucasian people who are victims of one kind or another. I’ve been one myself. But I don’t want to identify as such. It’s not useful. What is really noticeable, is that when people say ‘white people’, it’s often linked to someone who has a lot of money or influence. It’s not really about their race at all. Sorry for the waffle, waffling is all I can manage today 🥱
It’s good waffle though. How about identifying as ‘wafflegender’.
Like cake gender. Why not. 🧇
Oh, I love cake, so why not cake gender. So many kinds of cake. What a lovely thought!
I didn’t make that one up. It’s on the list of genders written by the gender converts.
Critical race theory, a great idea to let the Parasite Class off the hook and blame all of our societies' problems on white working-class people!
It’s certainly a way to avoid talking about real problems.
Critical race theory was developed so that privileged non-white people could feel good about themselves and like special victims despite not giving a sh*t about impoverished, truly marginalized other non-white people. "Social justice" warriors, my a*s. Once American pop/consumer culture sunk its teeth into "social justice," whatever value and validity it ever had went right down the tubes. I'm American, I've seen it firsthand.
Oh, and critical race theory makes privileged middle or upper class white people who support it feel similarly. "Victim supporters," what could be more noble? Support real victims of real injustice and crime? Who are they? they might ask, but few ever ask. One massive bunch of useless self-centered idiots, if that's not putting it too harshly.
I couldn’t understand why they were labelling themselves as white supremacists until Benjamin Boyce explained the social reward of virtue signalling. I’m not sure if there’s an equivalent in working class culture.
Not sure who you meant was labelling themselves as white supremacists? Yes though, to some people thinking and getting social rewards from virtue signaling. It's an industry over here. My thinking was along the lines of the American "movement" against police brutality (an issue which should be addressed when necessary of course). A movement full of young people who normally don't give a toss about people like George Floyd until a white cop does something to them, then it becomes their cause celebre. I'm sick of the whole thing. Can't stand BLM, don't trust them, never did. And I'm not racist, to the contrary, just a concerned citizen, who believes in real social justice. Not sure such a thing is possible in the US anymore. I agree too, working class people do most of the work in any country and are too tired and cash-strapped often to get involved in cause celebres, so there's no equivalent.
It was a couple of years ago. Some BLM protesters in the USA somewhere were calling themselves white supremacists. They couldn’t explain why exactly. And currently we have the Church of England headquarters labelling themselves institutionally racist, to the dismay of it’s members worldwide.
Moley’s take on Madison is hilarious, real laugh out loud
Thanks!
Love the Guardian cover 😂
Cheers!
Hilarious and really well-done. Thanks to Moley!
Thanks to you!
I didn't even realise it was a spoof!
That’s even funnier 😁
I know -right? I'm so used to reading bollocks, that I just expect more of it...
This woman is simply am actress. If you look at the definition of acting, what she does each day is acts a role she has decided is that day's role. Nothing to do with gender, transness or sex. It is all in her head - delusions, and she wants adulation rather than validation. Maybe if we all ignore her, she will go get the treatment she needs for her delusions of grandeur.
Thank you Graham. I laughed out loud too. I did read the article yesterday and came away thinking how self absorbed she seemed. It really is the age of “look at and listen to me, me, me”. Me’ism is the new normal!
circumgender?
That's 100% a case of , I dare you not to be on board with this.
privileged narcissism incarnate.
Most people live unremarkable lives to those who don’t know and love them personally. Madison would be much happier if she accepted this (and so would I because I’m sick of having this narcissistic nonsense foisted on me).
I love Moley's reimagining of Madison Godfrey, extremely funny. But is Aisling Gallagher actually a creation of Moley? Woman, man, woman, and all three of them arseholes. But the biggest arseholes are the ones prepared to nod along to this shitshow then fall over themselves to flatter the performers.
I am not even sure myself anymore!
Sorry, Moley, I nicked your dalek for my post last night :)
https://dustymasterson.substack.com/p/dr-woo
Dusty
No problem! Incredibly - if I recall - I think I only added the text! I'd have to check.
But sure, that is fine anyway - thanks for credit! Will check out your piece too.
Thanks, Moley
Great to meet you in Brum :)
Dusty
Eeek! Did we meet?! Was that in the beer garden?
Yes I was just a couple to the left of you in a Thought Criminal T shirt. I showed you the p*** take ( trans feline horse) of the (failed) attempt by Bud Light to regain ground by doing a galloping horse ad :)
Dusty
Well done Guardian for providing this entitled and over privileged nobody the platform they always dreamed of! Let's reward all this fuckwittery with all the attention their narcissistic little shrivelled and empty souls could desire! FFS! [sarc]... And a genuine well done to Moley for providing a much needed belly laugh and the only treatment that ridiculous word salad deserves.