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“Jamie Wallis MP, you are charged with a number of serious offences.

How do you wish to plead, guilty or not guilty?”

“I’m Trans your honour.”

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He has a “Get Out Of Male Free” card

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I saw what you did there! Let's face it, he is a smug, devious, lying tosser.

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Yep , default for everything

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There was so obviously much more to this from the start but these chuckleheads couldn't resist an opportunity for some "stunning and brave" grandstanding. All they had to do was keep shtum for five minutes but they couldn't even do that. Now they're hoping nobody remembers the day they celebrated a fat Tory cheat with a string of dodgy outfits behind him, and I'm not just talking about what he wears when he's getting stiffed by other men.

Whatever one might think about Ash Sarkar, being slow to hold Tories to account isn't something of which she can readily be accused, except for when the Tory in question flees from the scene of an accident, reveals himself to be a cheat and claims to be a woman, in which case all bets are off. Identity politics rots the brain.

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likelikelikelikelike

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Well spank my arse and call me surprised

Still stunning and brave though eh

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Wot, wot?

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Well...he sounds lovely!

And how does one "accidentally" download kiddie porn? Asking for a friend.

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"Accidentally" downloading kiddie porn is a special skill that you need an expensive consultant to retroactively learn.

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Literally the claim William Talley made and tried to build his defense on. And just like Ash Sarkar and company, there were Imani Gandy and friends to defend him and claim I was just making it all up.

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That wording "I'm trans. Or to be more accurate, I want to be" is a complete giveaway. And still those gullible sycophants rushed to praise him.

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I know. It might be one of the funniest things to have happened in this debate. Sam Smith's tattoo still reigns supreme though.

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Even more truthful would have been “or to be more accurate, I wish I were”

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Nick I missed a trick with my piss take comment above about him pleading guilty or not guilty. "I am Trans your Honour" should ideally have read "I want to be Trans" - I spat my tea out. Such a pitiful plea, I want to be a man who dresses like a woman and be medicalised and undergo surgery. Such aspiration.

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Oh I doubt he's 'brave' enough for surgery. My guess is his version of trans is restricted to wearing lippy and suspenders once a month while inhaling poppers and admiring himself in the mirror. It's remarkably easy for those previously categorised as transvestite to find themselves on the transition train. I have a friend who just liked to wear women's clothes now and again. Went to a private clinic and was put on oestrogen. Thankfully he saw sense before it was too late. This was 20 years ago, probably even worse now.

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He wants to be trans in an attempt to shield him from the valid criticism coming his way. “Oh he wants to be trans, let’s forgive him for his multiple failings and abject dishonesty, leaving the scene of an accident and generally being a shit person.”

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Oh yes I get that part, i've read all the stuff about him. My guess he's AGP if anything and using that as 'trans' to, as you say, get out of trouble. My suspicion is that there's some evidence of dressing up activity that he doesn't want publicised and claiming transhood is a preemptive strike.

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Claiming he "wants to be trans" and in a single sentence highlights how baseless the argument is that "trans is innate" - the issue of conversion therapy is only relevant surely to something that is, and attempts are made to convert them to something that isn't. Trans isn't a thing do you agree? It is a deviant belief or feeling and disgusting activists are seeking that children with normal feelings as they grow up and enter puberty are "affirmed."

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Totally agree. It's annoying that the media is using the misnomer of 'conversion therapy' which of course was an abomination re. gay rights. So much abuse of language and, as you say, basic principles of existence. TBH I was also quite lazy in my understanding of the trans debate until recently. It's essential to do the work and get to the heart of this which requires some effort of course., which too many in public life don't bother to do. Exulanisc is good too, she's on Odysee now having been banned from Youtube. Stonewall have a lot to answer for.

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A terrific summary. Now all the dirt on Wallis is coming out, he's going to wish he'd STFU, like a good girl.

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Or boy!

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Yes but he is trans, like god it forgives all and everything

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Trans! And the dirt is gone!

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That's a Moley Photoshop idea if ever I head one!

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Whats that ole amnesty international saying.....I am who I say I am

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Transwashing removes all sins.

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But isn’t it part of the sacred journey of becoming whole? A man said that who I have no respect for or his fairytale beliefs.

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The only ideology where you can become whole with bits missing

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Nice play on words, but we all know what a tiny percentage actually have surgery to remove their penis

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Very nice play on words! But yes, i don't think Wallis's penis is going anywhere. Except possibly to Thailand with him attached.

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Lmao I heard out of 6 thousand with GRCs, only something like 400 of those peen inversions have taken place in the UK. Don't quote me on those stats!

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We have a former "independent" gubernatorial candidate here in Maine who was recently arrested for child porn. I'm sure he has no idea how such images got onto his computer.

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Another one for Private Eye

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Jamie Wallis has already been featured in Private Eye!

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They did pretty good coverage when he was (briefly) a councillor & of his highly suspect PhD.

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He wasn't 'trans' then. Will they get over themselves and actually report on a trans person who is not a paragon of virtue? I expect the fact he's a Tory doing this might make them less squeamish. Not really impressed by Private Eye. A few cartoons doesn't make up for the fact they have completely ignored what is happening to children. They even have a correspondent (Phil Hammond) who is a paediatrician. This (over-reach of Civil Service, undue influence of lobby groups, possible financial incentives for parties to support trans issues, horrible bullying in publishing) should be right up their alley. So what's stopping them? Their middle class woke children?

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Shocked, I am SHOCKED that a con artist would claim transgender privileges to escape accountability. SHOCKED, I tell you

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Lol it’s a Scottish / British thing “ spank my arse and call me Susan “ means no shit Sherlock , think it maybe from monty python , on the other hand I may just have made it up !! 🤣

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As an American, the version that I'm familiar with is "well, spank my ass and call me Sally" :)

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Woah. So it goes deeper. This fucker needs deselecting

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How did he get selected? Pure evil

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I don’t think the Tories thought they had a hope of winning. And I suspect the local party is moribund & just happy to have someone under 60 with a pulse.

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More to the point, how desperate were his constituents to vote for such a troubled soul?

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I'd love to see him pitch on Dragon's Den. It would be the only episode they film in a sewer.

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Who are we meant to vote for now? Conservatives have too many pervs on board

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What a great question! Remember, you are under no obligation to vote, nor can anyone tell you not to spoil a ballot. The key thing is to MAKE SURE that when Labour loses badly, they know exactly why. Left/liberal parties in the west will usually remember how to "punch the hippies" after enough time in the wilderness.

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Just listened to Boris who now seems to be saying the right thing - really nice to see the lovely Daly Thompson tweet him back in support. He has supported women for ages - as has Duncan B who refused to allow men in the women’s changing rooms at his gyms

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Those blackmail photos might be WAY worse than just him in women’s clothes.

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