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What a fantastic early Christmas present JL! Thanks!

🌹Important announcement🌹

As we all know JL has been writing these articles for years and we can only imagine the time and energy she’s spent doing so.

So in the absence of being able to send JL bottles of booze or anything useful to say thanks, i offer this heartfelt very serious Christmas song instead which i expect everyone to learn and perform at all the Christmas parties, especially you Ms Terfin and you Petal with your bloody flowers.

Thanks JL!

You are so appreciated here on this level of Terf World and far across the whole of the Terfdom. We think you are great and hold you in the highest esteem!

🌹Happy Christmas everyone! and have a lovely 2025! all my love to you all🌹

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JElMynVi3mQ

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Dec 17Edited

Awww, thank you SO much, CB. Your kind words and lovely compliments mean more than I can say. Your support has always been very much appreciated. As for the song... well, what can I say? Outstanding work, as ever! I love it! I promise I will be belting it out at every opportunity over Christmas. (Who doesn't love a penis-themed festive yuletide ballad?!) Thanks ever so much. Love and best wishes to you and all the family. Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎉🥂 I hope you have a fabulous time! Take care and have fun xxx

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You have a brilliant Christmas JL, i was out all night with my lovely friend making a racket as usual! Bit tired now for the frantic school run! oh well. Always worth going all in with a good friend i reckon!

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Hell yes! Glad you had such a great night. I have much drunken debauchery on my calendar between now and 1st Jan! Enjoy! Love to you and all the family. Have a cool yule! 🥂🌲🎁🎈🎉

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hey JL, you are going to be so proud of me….. i used half a lemon in something, guess what i’m going to use the other half for? …… a g and t! so turns out i’m not completely useless! i worked this one out myself!

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That's one of your five a day, CB. 🍋

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HAPPY NEW YEAR JL!!!!

hope you had a good one!

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I’m feeling very healthy now JL, very healthy.

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thanks JL, have a lovely Christmas! Look forwards to some positive things happening next year. I think on balance its going to be a good year 2025.

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Well said cb and hear hear to all that.

As for your brilliant song, I can only say (in a Monty Python voice) you are a very naughty boy.

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Happy Christmas, TT! 🎄🎉🥂 xx

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And to you JL xx

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thanks Little Ms Terfin, you get your full title as its Christmas. Have a lovely Christmas and rest up, you’ll be needed first thing on that Terfmill™️ in January!

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Thanks cb and a wonderful Christmas to you and everyone on here. I’m certainly ready for next year and I agree with you, I think it’s going to be a good one. ❤️

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Ms Terfin, i think i’ve done enough terf music now, but i think i’m going to branch out and develop a terf accessory range. Would you like to be the face of the Terfmill™️? I think we’re going to shift a lot of units in the first quarter. We could go on dragons den.

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Sounds great as long as it’s not penis related!

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Faf cb , I’ve been humming Venus has a penis for ages lol

And leave my flowers out of it !!

And JL what cb said 🌹

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Thank you so much, Petal! Wishing you and your family a very merry bloody Christmas 🎄🎉🥂 Have fun!! xx

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I certainly will NOT leave your flowers out of it Petal!

Happy Christmas to you Petal and beautiful little Petal!

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Have a great Christmas cb , all the best to you and yours 🌹

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Hey cb , sorry you’re feeling like that , you can text me or chat anytime you like

It all feels a bit shit just now but it can only get better , can’t get any fucking worse

Go for the song

Don’t remind me about 2025 I feel ancient !

Lots of love to you and yours 😀

Contact me any time , sometimes it’s easier to blow off to a stranger

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thanks Petal, i just read my message! i think i should delete it. Its not becoming of Graham’s platform! You’re used to me deleting so it shoudnt be a problem. Take it your having an exciting nye too! Telly and bed for us. Just got the littleuns to bed. Just the biguns now. although i think tney want to stay up!

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Great message! Happy Christmas to you and everyone too.

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Happy Christmas, Catherine! 🎄🎉🥂 xx

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Brilliant song, CB!

How long did it take you to find a rhyme for 'penis'? 🤣

I shall never be able to look at Botticelli the same again!!

However I'm pushing for this one to be Xmas Number one - please, God of the Terfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc-tVFH5WF4&t=5s

Dusty

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Oh goodness, haven’t labour made some crazy decisions! hopefully you’ll be warm enough Dusty.

Happy Christmas Dusty to you and all your family!

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Happy Christmas CB keep up with the great songs

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thanks Dusty, i’m leaving music now Dusty and going to work for a major advertising agency. my john lewis ad paid off Dusty! I ended up getting a job in the Jaguar marketing department!

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😂

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This song has made my day. Just brilliant. Stuck in my head now so I'll be skipping about my chores today singing Venus and penis. Can you please release it for charity and beat that creep Ed Davey to the number one spot.

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Ahh what a lovely comment thanks Tracy. i always feel a bit of a nobhead sharing my things but figure if someone gets anything out of it i can justify the slight embarrassment of posting it! Happy Christmas!

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Great news that Graham is getting back to writing comedy. Look forward to seeing his work.

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Hopefully the ban of puberty blockers in the UK will awaken our politicians here in Australia to their duty to protect children and duly follow suit.

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Good on Graham and great good on laughing.

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As always thanks JL 🌹

A very merry Christmas to one and all and I hope Santa brings you all you’ve asked for 🧑‍🎄

Myself , I’ve asked for a 6’6” swede but will probably end up with a turnip ! 😂

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I've asked for Daniel Craig in a thong. And, ideally, carrying an Indian takeaway and a bottle of bubbly under his arm.

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And now you’re just bordering on the ridiculous - as if the wee mite could carry them both ! 😂

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I've seen him on the stage, Petal. Believe me, he's all muscle. He'll manage.

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I’ll take your word for it , he’ll never be my 00sheven

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Haha, we shee what you did there..

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😉

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Fwd this to Graham: I'm just north of NYC in a picturesque location, would love to host him in my guest bedroom and give a tour of the curated woods! Here's part 1 of the conflicts of interest analysis by Leor Sapir at The Daily Signal. Basically, WPATH is a special interest group and Standards of Care has no business coming from this lobby group, full of doctors/practitioners who have intellectual, historic and financial conflicts of interest in the "Trans Care" field.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsnMSpkewhU

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Happy Christmas JL.Have a very merry and well deserved holiday.

Let's hope for even more good news stories in 2025.

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Huge thanks and Merry Christmas, WOTE! 🥂🎁🎉🌲 x

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Merry Xmas to you JL and thanks for all the hard work - so important to uncover these stories, not least so I can watch the jaws of my "it's not such a big problem" friends and husband drop to the floor. Have a good break and I look forward to more next year.

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Thank you so much, Tracy! Happy Christmas! 🎉🎁🌲🥂 x

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This is great! The US gets rid of Diddy-listers like Ellen and we gain wonderful stand-up people like Graham! Winning!

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and you get Andrew Doyle. Bastards!!😊

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Please keep Ellen , we’ve enough Fannie’s as it is

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Give him back soon please!

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Hey Glinner, are you and Doyle both moving Stateside, and are you colluding on your new writing adventures? Or is it coincidence?

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They’re working on a new comedy show together. Our loss but really pleased for them both.

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Not really a loss - we'll get to watch the fabulous TV they're going to create!

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At least they'll be able to write what they want AND air it without the thought police rocking up.

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👏 and about time for Graham, can’t say how pleased I am for him.

Hope you’re carrying on with the substack though JL. We need to let off steam. 😄

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"And you can hear Graham, together with Andrew Doyle, talking to Dr Jordan Peterson about his plans for the future, among other things."

Dear God - not here, too! Let's not normalize Dr. Jordan Peterson. He deserves pity, not platforming.

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I don’t agree with everything he says but also I think he talks a lot of sense. I also don’t agree that we should pity people for expressing perfectly valid opinions. If people want to listen to him why shouldn’t they have that opportunity. Free Speech means everyone having that opportunity, not just people you agree with.

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I'm am also genuinely curious why people don't like Peterson. He always seems politically neutral from an ideological perspective in his discussions, gets many different people on his show, desperately tries to get his "opponents" to come on his show. I've never heard him say anything bad. What is it that people don't like?

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Please don't suggest cancelling someone because you disagree with him. Your statement is straight out of the playbook of the trans activists. I don't agree with everything he says but on a lot of issues including the gender cult he talks absolute sense and always gives a fascinating insight from a psychological perspective which, amongst other things, helps explain why so many girls are lining up for gender "treatment". He also talks sense on all the woke nonsense and the damage it does. He's articulate, well-informed and presents good arguments. Go on, have a listen.

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