Pronouns are rohypnol, even for Mermaids

Remember: these people make decisions that affect children

Hilariously, the Munchausen Mums of Mermaids misgendered the ridiculous new mayor of Bangor City (who goes by ‘they/them’ pronouns), calling him ‘he’ in the above tweet (have Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog been informed? They might want to take a flight over).

Condemnation by the Religious Police swiftly followed.

Then it got even better. Mermaids tried to blame it on Grammarly, calling into question their woke credentials.

This did not go well for them!

So they had to delete that tweet! The one with the apology! Now, they have to write another one!

Apparently, we’re not allowed to make fun of these people.

After the misgendering incident, Owen was rushed to hospital and all of them are said to be in a stable condition.

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Because this is a developing news situation, with any number of deleted tweets in our future, there will be a special Mess We’re In tomorrow at 7pm to monitor the situation.