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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That’s laugh out loud funny. Ada. πŸ˜‚ Marvellous. Coffee on the way for moley.

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Oh blimey! I had no idea Graham was going to post silly cover I did in about 40 minutes earlier! And mention the coffer thing! I am pleased that he did - both of course!

I find all this rather embarrassing!

But thank you so much!

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

You’re welcome - gave me a great laugh. We used to love Ada and Cissie when I was a kid. If only we had known it was a premonition!

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Yes, welcome to the 'dystopian present', as I like to say...

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Don't be embarrassed, it's good to show you our appreciation. Take as payment for services provided.

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Thanks, I appreciate that. Cheers...

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Jul 2, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Brilliant!

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Still laughing.

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

AGP - playing dress up. Taking the piss out of real women who haven’t usually got the time or fucks for outdated institutions like the WI. I’m beyond peaked. Yellow gingham? Give me strength! Baking cakes and peeking out from behind a tree like a grotesque caricature of Doris Day - ffs πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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Jul 2, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Doris Day?! Noooo! My mind's eye is burning!!!!

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

a fashion experts view on wearing gingham (looking like a tablecloth or judy garland as dorothy?) http://asia.be.com/fashion/style-advice/tips-and-tricks-fashion/wear-gingham-without-looking-10-years-younger-151725.html#item=1

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Dunno about tablecloths but a lot of them certainly see women as doormats.

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Anybody under the age of forty may not appreciate the context; they might think Les Dawson is just some random bloke.

Important Moley receives the full kudos his speedy work merits πŸ˜‰

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You are as ever, very kind. Thanks!

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

I always appreciate a good piss-take. It's how I roll 😎

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I've noticed!! πŸ˜„

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

You mean Moley isn't a woman?! Dunno why but I'd assumed they were. Sending you 2 coffees for misgendering you mentally πŸ˜„

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Haha! I'll take the misgendering - any day!

Thanks very much!

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Jul 2, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Next to starring in your own porno, being accepted by the WI must be an AGP's wet dream of affirmation.

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Trans tart πŸ˜‚ no thanks. I'd go for a Super Straight/ Super Gay sorbet personally.

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Well, to be fair it hasn't always been a tart...

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Jul 2, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Why. . . WHY is he peeping out from behind that tree. . . what does he have to hide. . . ? LOL

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His Adam's Apple. It was that large the photographer had him stand behind a massive, 125-year-old oak tree.

'That should do the trick. 'Petra' ...

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Jul 2, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Maltesers? (Think you need to be over 40 for that reference, sorry)

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

at 74 are you too old for yellow gingham? https://online.fliphtml5.com/gphbd/fgtw/#p=7 i dont want to come over all judgemental like some fashion policeperson (think trinnie and susannah back in the day), but Tim's taking fashion tips from grayson perry (in claire persona) and his ilk is really beyond satire.

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

"Over the fence discusser of "Women's problems". Yes, sounds familiar.

Now, Petra, apart from having a love of playing Peep-O from behind trees, do we know much about them?

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My guess is, just what ha has read in this very mag.

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God, I love you guys if nothing more than the comedic relief.

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

🀣🀣🀣

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Hahaha pissing myself!

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Jul 1, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘β€οΈ

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Aw bless him. He wanted to be a sissy not Cissie. Mind you he does have a look of Roy Barraclough

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Jul 2, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Genius - are the WI captured? just imagine all those middle england ladies combusting at this shitshow!

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Jul 2, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Hahahahaha!

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