Men! Want to turn £5 into £30,000?

Or 'Why rights ARE pie"

Men, want to turn a measly £5 into a whopping £30,000? Just follow these simple steps!

1. Spend a fiver to change your ‘gender’ in the UK. Remember, to receive your medical diagnosis, you must prove you have been ‘living as a woman’ (whatever that means) for two years.

   ripx4nutmeg @ripx4nutmeg

   The cost of the application to legally change your gender in the UK is to fall from £140 to £5 in the next few days, funded by the taxpayer. The CEO of Stonewall says the £5 fee will 'still create a barrier for some trans people'

   

   bbc.co.ukCost of changing legal gender cut to less than £10The £140 application fee will fall to “single figures”, months after the reduction was announced.

   2. Write a book.

   3. Enter a competition specifically set up to counterbalance the disparity in women winning major literary prizes. Don’t worry, by simply renaming women ‘cis women’, and men ‘trans women’, the enablers will have your back!

      Women's Prize @WomensPrize

      A statement about eligibility for the Women's Prize for Fiction. Our full terms and conditions of entry can be viewed on our website: bit.ly/WPFF-terms

      

      5. How many women were pushed off the shortlist in this manner? Only one, so who cares? There are plenty more women who will cheer you on, as proved by the gushing replies to the above tweet. Ok, so it’s not a guarantee you’ll win the £30,000 but a one-in-sixteen chance is better than no chance at all, especially when you’re in the running for stuff like this!