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mole at the counter's avatar

Graham, you seem to have a very talented make-up artist...

To which high street in-store make-up counter did you go? Harrods? Estee Lauder? Urban Decay? B&Q?

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Scout's avatar

Selfridges had a drag queen greeting customers to talk about beauty...did they make you over Graham?

https://www.selfridges.com/GB/en/features/articles/beauty/self-reflections/self-reflections-with-drag-queen-juno-birch/

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nettleneesox's avatar

Brush brand and palette names, please!

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mole at the counter's avatar

Dual brush (Size 3) and Mediterranean Aqua, Burnt Sienna and Winter Cream (Small tins)

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Jane Henderson's avatar

The irony is completely lost on the Twitter commenters.. "no way is he really 29"!!! 🙄

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Betty's avatar

Ha! Graham says she is 29. Who are they to question her age identity? And yes, I have pulled them up on their violent misgendering, too.

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Phillip Smith's avatar

Brilliant.

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Not Carole Hersee's avatar

Thanks for the chuckle.

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emma's avatar

This is hilarious - at least it makes you look as if you really do have a sense of humour.

Though someone did reply on my twitter that perhaps you should go the whole hog and have sausage removal surgery : " After getting srs he'll be like "see? They let anyone do it!!" And we'll all laugh at how committed he is"

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Not Carole Hersee's avatar

Are we all going to apply to be trustees of Stonewall? https://www.stonewall.org.uk/jobs/trustees

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Underhandrea's avatar

Oh lordy! One of them actually asked "How does he angle his head like that?". Ha ha ha I'm DEAD!

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nettleneesox's avatar

The difference is this Graham gal seems more fun and versatile! 🤡🐠💢🤹

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Max's avatar

'Space Overlord' Haha LMFAO

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Scout's avatar

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this...it's a bit like in the interview with Harry Millar and the "say yes to hate" stunt. The "unless everyone is in on it and knows the backstory" aspect... orherwise won't lesbians just see yet another man and feel that bit more angry / deflated / some other negative emotion?

Unless actual lesbians already see the site as a joke and never use it anyway?

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JR's avatar

I'm guessing actual Lesbians have stopped using the site and have found other ways to get in contact. It's what's women do to keep TIMs out.

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nettleneesox's avatar

Unfortunately. older lesbians on HER flocked to my photo of Jen Psaki the other night.

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nettleneesox's avatar

Both.

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VN's avatar

Hilarious 😂

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janey bomb's avatar

'need you to pay for cabs in case builders laugh at me'...genius!

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Louise Ashworth's avatar

I understand you’ve joined to ‘make a point’. Well exactly!!

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nettleneesox's avatar

One of Ta'bite'yas' followers thought you actually applied that maquillage! 😅

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Underhandrea's avatar

Insufficiently feminine! 🤣

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