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Graham, you seem to have a very talented make-up artist...

To which high street in-store make-up counter did you go? Harrods? Estee Lauder? Urban Decay? B&Q?

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Feb 21, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

The irony is completely lost on the Twitter commenters.. "no way is he really 29"!!! 🙄

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Feb 21, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Brilliant.

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Feb 21, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Thanks for the chuckle.

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Feb 21, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

This is hilarious - at least it makes you look as if you really do have a sense of humour.

Though someone did reply on my twitter that perhaps you should go the whole hog and have sausage removal surgery : " After getting srs he'll be like "see? They let anyone do it!!" And we'll all laugh at how committed he is"

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Feb 21, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Are we all going to apply to be trustees of Stonewall? https://www.stonewall.org.uk/jobs/trustees

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Feb 22, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Oh lordy! One of them actually asked "How does he angle his head like that?". Ha ha ha I'm DEAD!

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Feb 21, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

The difference is this Graham gal seems more fun and versatile! 🤡🐠💢🤹

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Feb 21, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

'Space Overlord' Haha LMFAO

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I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this...it's a bit like in the interview with Harry Millar and the "say yes to hate" stunt. The "unless everyone is in on it and knows the backstory" aspect... orherwise won't lesbians just see yet another man and feel that bit more angry / deflated / some other negative emotion?

Unless actual lesbians already see the site as a joke and never use it anyway?

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Hilarious 😂

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'need you to pay for cabs in case builders laugh at me'...genius!

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I understand you’ve joined to ‘make a point’. Well exactly!!

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One of Ta'bite'yas' followers thought you actually applied that maquillage! 😅

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Insufficiently feminine! 🤣

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