It’s a Christmas Miracle!
Yes, to the immense annoyance of the people who have already paid £89.99 for a year’s subscription, I’m bringing down the cost of being part of the GLINNER SUPERFANS CLUB to a mere £49.99 a year! I think it would make a great Christmas gift, not only for the Father Ted/IT Crowd/Black Books/Big Train/ Brass Eye fan in your life, but for your Friend Who Is Not Really Sure What’s Going On In The Gender Debate But Wonders What The Fuss Is All About. If they thought The IT Crowd was crazy, wait’ll they get a load of the Dentons Document!
Since I got booted off Twitter, I’ve been able to more safely and accurately report on what most people are beginning to realise is an all-out war on women. Their words are being taken, their sports, their safety, their political representation and their healthy bodies. What gift says ‘Happy Christmas’ more than being reminded of all that every day? Sometimes three times a day! As a gift, it’s practically Faustian!
But it’s not all going to be doom and gloom. This war on women is only possible with the silent complicity of a lot of celebrities, politicians and LGBT campaigners who are deliberately ignoring the issue because they’re big fat cowards. Next year, we’ll be giving out AWARDS to your favourite Celebrities Ignoring The Issue, and subscribers will be able to vote for the most craven!
Also, I’ll be able to safely make fun of preening Queer Theory phonies like ‘Grace’ here. Check out how angry I STILL make Grace, and I’m not even on Twitter!
I’m Irish, therefore alcoholic, according to this person who can’t take a photo without tilting their head and saying ‘Whoopsie’.
Anyway, tell your friends that they haven’t gone mad, and the creators of their favourite books about wizards, and TV shows about priests, have also not gone mad and turned into bigots overnight. They are, in fact, using the same nose for cant and nonsense that has sustained them thus far through life. It’s just that the cant and nonsense has escaped the bounds of fiction and now roams the earth in the form of people like ‘Grace’
Anyway, come on, £49 quid a year. It’s a fahkin’ bargain, mate!
(I didn’t write that one).
I felt guilty signing up to your Glinner update for free last week, but your £50 offer means I’ve now cleared my conscience with a Mumsnet flannel wash. I’d love to contribute more because I’ve watched silently from the sides and seen you go into battle in a way that I can’t. However it would mean having to give up my craft gin, and there are limits to my radicalism. I write for the Mirror newspaper but my job is to cheer the old dears up, not put the fear of God into them about sexual deviants in M&S loos. So while I need to use my Twitter account for work, I’m relieved to be somewhere I can be free to talk. In the meantime, I’m doing all I can, quietly from the inside, to stop the relentless march of the wokists…
Wonderful ☺️, Graham is being generous with subscription, it seems 😀, hope to see substack family growing then. Fingers crossed 🤞