In all seriousness, though...
…how is anyone still taking this stuff seriously? I’ve been thinking about it all day.
A ten year old in tighty whities and his mum’s high heels. What the fuck does that mean? Owen Jones thinks this is an actual category of people. Non-binary! Hahahahaa.
The other brilliant thing about this is that Sam Smith’s actual body is child pornography. You could both report him to the police and submit him as evidence.
“I know, I’ll put a fucking half-naked ten year old on my arm!” Interesting career move for a man whose last album was fucking panned!
I dunno. People really need to stop being scared of these people. They’re just buffoons.
If I'm being VERY charitable, I think Smith is a writhing mass of issues. His constant need for attention and validation is obvious and (though I'm far from an expert) it seems to me that his 'non-binary identity' is related to his body image and weight issues etc. (A theme I've noticed with other people who've leapt onto 'non-binary' and 'gender fluid' identities.) I don't think the sycophants who fawn over him, like the woman who wrote that awful Buzzfeed thing, do him any favours at all.
If I'm being very UNcharitable, I've written him a little poem...
Look at me! Look at me! Non-binary Sam!
I'm sparkly special! I am! Yes I am!
Endless selfies of fulsome tits
But still ignored at this year's Brits.
My album bombed, what shall I do??
Oh yes, I know! A nonce tattoo!
1. The tattoo is shit quality
2. The tattoo is self indulged claptrap
3. The tattoo has unwittingly revealed the real driver of many trans/non binary ideologies - AGP tendencies
4. I’m with you Graham - how are people not seeing all this bullshit for what it actually is? I’m waiting for the bubble to burst - we can’t be that far off?