I’m back! Wonderful news! The dating app for queer people like me has again accepted my self-identification as a lesbian and I continue my search for love. This time, to ensure I’m not doing anything that breaches their terms and conditions, I have copied the text in my profile from my fellow lesbian, Ashley here.
Emailed their complaints and corrections, for all the good it will do, but I felt better. There IS a serious point and if they don’t want to talk to lesbians about it and investigate, they are not worth being called a newspaper.
I'd put next month's mortgage payment on the fact that the other "trans laydeez" on this site never match with each other.
(Also, just composing a vitriolic email to The Metro, since they've clearly deleted my comment!)
Mildly disappointed that your "Her" name is Graham, when "Hedda Tilt" was there for the taking
You're so beautiful! If they kick you off again its because they think you'll steal all the ladies from the other valid penised lesbians. Jealousy!
Breaking: HER app now known as THEM app
Any dates yet?
Looking hot Graham :-)
Yikes! The eye makeup gets more and more terrifying 😂
Surely that Ashley bloke is also taking the piss? Can you match with him, to test it?
Graham, you are so stunning and brave, bbz
Emailed their complaints and corrections, for all the good it will do, but I felt better. There IS a serious point and if they don’t want to talk to lesbians about it and investigate, they are not worth being called a newspaper.
Did you borrow Eddie’s lippy when you were in the ladies?
" Less than a kilometre " Hahaha! Will contact Metro.