Fuck off, 'Steph'.

Seriously. Enough.

This really must come to an end. It blows my mind that bog-standard straight blokes just have to grow a flock of seagulls haircut, call themselves non-binary and serious newspapers will publish their homophobic, gaslighting shite.

Allison Bailey is a hero, and so are the Tavistock whistleblowers. You are merely the owner of a haircut that will become ever more unfashionable with each new breaking scandal. Haven’t these chancers ruled media long enough? Isn’t it time to listen to the little boy shouting that the emperor is naked? IT’S JUST A WHITE BLOKE WITH A BAD HAIRCUT. Like me! Except with a brass neck.

As for The National, Moley has designed a new logo for you.