Edinburgh Fringe Performers! Start putting this in your contracts!
Protect yourself against Scotland's new religious police
I know I’m not posting a lot at the moment. That will soon change! But while I’m so busy, I thought I’d get Chat GPT to draw up an idea on how a freedom of speech section for Fringe performers might look. Whatever your material, you want to protect yourself from cowardly venue owners who jump with fright whenever one of their drama kid ushers hears something that sends them to the fainting couch.
This is just one go at it, I didn’t refine it. Use it as a starting point.
Share please!!! I would add that staff be selected to work on the basis that huty feelz, imagined threats, are not part of the cancellation and that security staff know they are to protect the performers and audience, not the hurty feelz brigade, sorry this sounds a bit childish but in light of tweets I've seen the tras seem to think that they should be part of the staff wearing not staff t shirts but trans violent t shirts in a bid to intimidate audiences and performers
I hear Jerry is back on as well
A shop somewhere must be selling some spines
I would have said balls but I’m a laydee , I think