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Like a makeup student was allowed to practise on a cadaver.

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Hahahahaha!

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Oct 29, 2022Liked by KFP

I had to look up cadaver on Google images. I recoiled less than I did at Eddie 🤣

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Forgive me if I shared this before. I was in a small restaurant with my son. I went to the toilet, a unisex 2 cubicle. A boy of about 8 was there and I startled him. I am a supposed 'safe' mum type..and he got a little spooked being alone with me..so imagine a little girl and a man? It is just so unfair. My son said he feels uncomfortable around girls in his space too!

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Oct 29, 2022Liked by KFP

Aww I agree! This whole thing is dreadful. Not sure how kids are supposed to process it. Let go of their intuition I suppose. Unacceptable...

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They're not meant to process it, they're meant to believe and not think for themselves. That is why the grooming at school is so vital to this ideology.

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You're so right 🤮

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have a look, they show what they are doing in schools and reveal why they are doing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO1RmHOFS4s

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Oh yes. I've seen this before. It's sickening.

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I think he probably should have been in there with a parent. Poor kid.

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It was a very small restaurant so they could see him for sure...even then...just felt really bad..I made a point of opening the door wide and standing by it until he finished washing his hands poor lad

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Not your fault!

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True

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Bloke putting women down. How liberal. 🤡🌎

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That's basically an emoji of his face.

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I sometimes feel like that about my own face when I’m wearing makeup 😆

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Yes, very, the epitome of liberal. When I spoke with a woman running for state rep and said I was concerned about women's issues, these blockheads think women's issues boiled down to one thing: abortion. I still haven't heard back from her after sending her that pervert in the Y (she said "she" needed counseling), so then I sent her Skirt go Spinny.

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Looks like slight evidence of some stubble on Mr Gizzard’s upper lip. Very hard to get a good razor these days

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Ironically, Gillette's virtue signalling toxic masculinity campaign is actually relevant here.

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Also, most women have enough 'lived experience' (as opposed to that nasty and troublesome 'unlived experience') to steer clear of pancake makeup -- especially in conjunction with a red lip. Otherwise one ventures into vampire territory. Not a good look.

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Well he's certainly sucking the life out of Labour.

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hahahahaha!

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I have a very sharp cut throat razor I could send him. It takes the whiskers off long term homeless men who have bushy beards, so should cope with his 5 o'clock shadow and more.

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Degenerate. Seedy. When clowns go bad!

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Get a load of this would ya?

Canada's cult-compliant national radio broadcasting service.

Headline of the article -- shudder -- "Eddie Izzard has been waiting 37 years for people to 'calm down' about her gender".

Help.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/eddie-izzard-labour-party-candidacy-1.6632011

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Oct 29, 2022·edited Oct 29, 2022

Imagine all that offence over 37 years of the "wrong" pronouns being used! It's a wonder he didn't commit suicide. Well, that's what they claim is the natural consequence of mispronouning because it is that harmful. Funny how he still deadnames himself and goes into "boy mode" when it suits him though.

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Liberal use of convenience/s when it suits him & his.

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Then getting offended and claimimg victim status when young girls rightly call him out on it.

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That was hard work having to change all those hundreds of female pronouns to male ones in my head as I read that.

Eddy says the people of Sheffield have responded positively to him telling him to "go for it".

I'm inclined to think that those who said that will have thought it was a bit of laugh. Whether they'd actually vote for him is a different matter.

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I know. Head-spinning wrong-sex pronouns are cognitively painful! Concussion level pain causing nausea, dizziness, and loss of balance.

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Argh, I know, she-he, she-he, she-he, she-he, she-he. I'm tiiiiired!

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Oct 29, 2022·edited Oct 29, 2022

Perhaps they were just telling him to just go?

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"Tell him what he wants to hear so he goes away"

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Anybody know a good mental health nurse?

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With or without a pronoun badge?

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Oct 28, 2022·edited Oct 28, 2022Liked by KFP

Brilliant KFP. I'm new to all this insanity, so can somebody please educate me as to why the third pronoun, "it," isn't the preferred one used for the confused souls?

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Because Stonewall said, some people are trans, get over it.

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You're on fire tonight KFP

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Stonewall would say using ‘It’ is an insult & depersonalising; (whereas depersonalising women is fine)

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I think I'll keep to "it" then Jude ; )

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Did that MF... actually say that? Admitting to the world that he IS an authentic, woman-hating autogynephile?! 😡🤬🤬

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Wth is with the make up he looks like a vampire oh wait he is a vampire sulking womens rights away....whats that remedy for vampires....yeah thats the one

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Izzard is a creepy man who enjoys upsetting women and girls in their toilets. He's a predador and I hope if any man sees him following their daughter into the loo they sort Eddie out.

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I see "Eddie Izzard" "trending" on Twitter and know that it is for all the wrong reasons.

I would like Twitter banish those who defy basic scientific truths.

In her article on Friday (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/theres-more-to-womanhood-than-high-heels-nqft78d5q) Janice Turner wrote: "...So Izzard started talking about having “boy genetics and girl genetics” ". HE HE HE is so ignorant... and he is INCREASING the ignorance of anyone who listens to him.

This behaviour isn't clever. It is irresponsible. He should be slung out of the Labour party, not be seeking its endorsement.

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This is beyond weird, E Izzard, rhymes with gizzard. Why did people used to like him? Its just so not sexy. Did people used to think this was sexy?

But then, I'm that wife who refused to do the sex role play when my husband started dressing like Izzard, rhymes with gizzard.

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And lizard

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I like lizards, can do without the izzard.

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also wizard

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It's a name of French origin. Mr Izzard's Hugenot family tree

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Meaning of Izzard--place name?

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Ugly Lizard.

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Oct 30, 2022·edited Oct 30, 2022

Mr Izzard the Lizard - children's illustrated story based on you know who. 3-5yrs

The chameleon. Girl one day boy another, lesbian the next.

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You sure this isn’t a moley mock-up?

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I can't believe he did that x

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https://www.kentonline.co.uk/whitstable/news/eddie-izzard-tells-kent-mp-to-join-the-21st-century-276021/

"....Rosie Duffield was asked about the possibility of misgendering someone becoming a hate crime."

"Hate crime". What a (manufactured) gift to the divisive propagandists. It's a term that could mean anything and everything.

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Truesexing may be made a 'hate crime'?

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That would fit the depopulation agenda.

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Izzard has officially lost it. Who the fuck does he think he’s talking to?

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