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This book does not appear to contain a section on puddings. But I should hardly be surprised by that, since avoiding his just desserts must be a full-time occupation for him.

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Oh, it's all Meatballs Misogynoir is it?

And yes, excellent observation : )

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Stop. Please. Just stop. I can't tell reality from parody anymore.

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Wait, this is a parody isn’t it? That’s not a real book. Is it? Haha no way.

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you may be right! ;)

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Well the world is an Onion article more and more each day ONE CAN NEVER BE SURE.

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Is the 'transed biscuit' something that could never, ever be a biscuit but identifies as one?

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I think you would have to let it (no matter how it identifies) educate you on that.

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And after that, would I have to describe the biscuit as 'stunning and brave'?

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The biscuit doesn't have time for that kind of emotional labor. Stay in your lane, go educate yourself, and then come 👏 back 👏 and 👏 show 👏 receipts.

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Trans fusion cuisine

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A brilliantly well spent Saturday night coming up with that lot. I especially like the Woked Salmon with non-binary jus 😂😂😂

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Clownfishcakes (for Dr Alice Roberts)! I hope a future edition will have a recipe for Egg on Face (Celebrity Special) which should be a popular dish following the Keira Bell judgement.

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I came here to ask if this was parody. I just don’t know

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Transed biscuits 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

Excellent collation , oooh oooh, what are the detailed recipes. Can't wait to see how to cook each of them. But Corm , oh f Misogynist corm does know better .

Exclusive First Look for Glinners Gang please 😜

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