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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

🤣

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Oddly, "The Cock with the Bloke Tattoo" works, too! 😁😁

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*Opens Photoshop* 😁

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

At last, I'm a muse!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Well, it amused me... 😁

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

❤️❤️

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Brilliant!

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Yes it does!

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Works better.

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Ha ha! That's brilliant. Thank god for the quality jokes on this site - there's so much misery in this topic (dysphoria, porn addicts, paedos etc) that the laughs come as a blessed relief. Cheers!.

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Well, it was based on a comment that Graham himself made on The Mess yesterday. I was watching whilst on my exercise bike. And to be honest, I couldn't get off the bike quick enough and start this!

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

A co-production! It's a belter :)

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Lol!

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

I just guffawed on a conference call very loudly

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🤣

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

His poor Mama....

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Do you think he had one or did he come out of a hole in the top of his dad's head?

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Oh Mole, brilliant as usual! But OMFG that tattoo 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Agreed! Dreadful bloody thing! And possibly an offence to show in public.

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Mole you’re a national treasure.

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*blushes* You are very kind to say so - But Graham is the genuine national treasure in all of this in my view!

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Oh certainly! Or as my husband put it recently, “Graham Linehan? He’s one of the heroes of reality, isn’t he?”

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'Hero of Reality' - I like that. Sad that we have to use such terminology though, of course!

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Tee hee hee 😂😂😂

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

“Chancer” is really quite kind. What a bellend.

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

The c**t with the cock tattoo

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

😂😂

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Brilliant work 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Oh goody! 👍👏👏👏👏👏 🍿

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Fabulous!

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

I am currently wearing a t-shirt with a mole classic printed on the front: https://ibb.co/ysmk0Ty

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Really? How fab!

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

S'truth! Your piece never fails to make me chuckle.

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Did you see this Arthur Rackham from a little while back, Moley, in a thread about the fae/fi/fo/fum people coming after Graham (they smell the blood of a terfyirishmun...).

For some reason I thought you might appreciate it.

https://www.oldbookillustrations.com/illustrations/fee-fi-fo-fum/

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No, but I have seen it now1 Thanks!

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

Hah Damn, lacking the head tilt

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by mole at the counter

It's on the knob though.

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