All hail our New Space Overlords!

Bow down, fellow cis people!

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Scottish taxpayers paying £92,000 a year to be told that women aren’t real

Sofonisba Anguissola the Shrill Harpy 🧙‍♀️ 🏁🚺 @SofonisbaAngui7

£92000 from Scottish Government

les paul junior 🍔🍺🎸🚍🐕 @lespauljunior3

@stonewalluk @Reuters Hey, isn’t this the list of funders from your annual report? Looks like a who’s who of tax evading economy destroyers, plus a litany of the government institutions captured with some virtue flagging racket or other. This, while also taking pot shots at self funded women.🧐🙄🤮 https://t.co/XzZstuKOuA

Gender identity ideology is a virus spread by the internet

♥️ @LabelFreeBrands

Adults can do as they please, but children see these messages. Imagine something that said: “I got a nose job because I love myself.” It’s one thing to make a decision as an adult... But children are learning that inner problems can be fixed through expensive outer solutions.

Grant Morrison reveals he is one of our new space overlords

Details of Grant Morrison’s non-binary announcement ceremony on December 25 have been released and it promises to be quite a day!

The Elders of Kaha will be unable to attend, and have assigned the presentation of the glowing orb of N’Nahima to another party, the rarely-seen Aethergender 5. A trans youngling will sing the song of Ryla, while Grant, accompanied by Jamie Windhurst, Grace Laverly and a phalanx of twenty-year old women with no breasts, advances to Universal Studios where he will be allowed to go on the rides for free. WARNING: CIS PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH GRANT ON THE RIDES.

Later, Grant will anoint his penis with the blessed tar of GlomX9 where it will be declared to be ‘not like other penises but a little bit different in a special way’. Jamie Windhust will give him a special award made out of discarded packers and then THE DANCE OF BATATAA WILL BEGIN!

It certainly looks like it’s going to be an exciting day for this magical race of people who councidentally came along at the same time that porn became ubiqitous.

Well, well

Follow the money, as always.

‘Hate speech’ will no doubt include saying that effeminate men are not women

Good luck, Ireland.

The Irish Times @IrishTimes

Sharing hate speech on social media to become criminal offence under new plan

irishtimes.comSharing hate speech on social media to become criminal offence under new planGovernment plans to protect social-media companies from prosecution

Trans conversion ban IS gay conversion therapy

Anya Palmer @anyabike

I see campaigning for a "gay conversion ban" (which would conveniently include a trans conversion ban) is stepping up, so I'm just going to link here again to a couple of people who have explained very clearly why one of these things is not like the other.

MortyArty @artymortyarty

I'm gay. I oppose gay conversion therapy. I also oppose most bills to outlaw conversion therapy, and so should you. Watch, and help spread the word.

Bleh

Preston and Hull might be two predominantly working-class areas but those who control the local purse strings are anything but.

Preston Council has voted to fly the trans flag, install a 'non-gender' bathroom and for members to undertake 'trans awareness training'.

Meanwhile, Kellie-Jay Keen has reminded everyone that last year the National Lottery awarded two organisations in Hull £365,000 to provide tutorials to men on how to do their nails.

Go fuck yourselves, you misogynists

Critically Speaking @Critic_Speak

It has come to our attention that a contributor to the podcast has shared transphobic content on numerous occasions. The comments don't reflect those of Critically Speaking and that person has been removed from the podcast with immediate effect. Trans rights are human rights.

Let’s see what’s happening in Clown World

NEJM @NEJM

Sex designations on birth certificates offer no clinical utility, and they can be harmful for intersex and transgender people. Moving such designations below the line of demarcation would not compromise the birth certificate’s public health function but could avoid harm.

He raped his 10-year-old daughter

Mark Campbell is serving 34 years in a Wisconsin jail for raping his daughter. A judge has granted him transgender surgery 'treatment', paving the way for a transfer to a women's prison that has a camp for inmates' children.

Crowdfunding child abuse

Or as Sandy Draws Badly had it….

Sandy Draws Badly @SandyDrawsBadly

Nothing says Woke and Progressive more than contributing to a fund to chemically castrate kids 😍

There’s a word for it!

I knew there’d be a word for it! This is why some people are going to be bleating ‘transwomen are women’ till the bitter end. They have made such complete tools of themseles, there’s no way back. Enjoy living this down for the rest of your lives, Cariad Lloyd, Aisling Bea, Neil Gaiman, etc etc etc….(any other names?)

And finally…

Adam Buxton’s space ceremony, much better than my attempt.