World Poe-noun Day is coming!
A little bird tells me…
……that literally LOADS of bunches of flowers were delivered to the House Of Commons over the weekend for Rosie Duffield. ‘Operation Send Flowers To Rosie Duffield’ wasn’t just a success it was a ROARING success. There were so many, her team eventually had to start donating them to Age UK. But the important thing is she knows. She knows you all have her back, and she'll remember that next time some colleague chases the woke vote by throwing her under the bus.
Also: We did it!
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! This is a huge weight off my mind.
Just to nip this in the bud…
This is the same person who managed to prevent £2000 from a previous fundraiser reaching a woman through sheer spiteful envy and tried to make it look like Debbie Hayton and I absconded with the money. She’s now claiming there’s a ‘secret’ fundraising limit to the CrowdJustice campaign. There isn’t. I brought it down, not up, when I realised we’d hit the target, and we had enough money to see Hayden off.
Originally, I thought I would be able to use it as insurance against Hayden trying to sue me again, and I said so in the CrowdJustice Pitch. But they emailed me to tell me their T&Cs only allowed funding for one particular case. So I deleted that bit of the text, but forgot to change the stretch amount. Then when someone asked me about it this morning I realised we had enough to see Hayden off and brought it down to five quid over what the total was.
I lay this out in detail simply because I know from first-hand experience the damage someone like Grace can do when left to their own furious imaginings. Please do share it with anyone who cares!
I declare the 21st of October ‘NO TO AMERICAN CULTURAL IMPERIALISM DAY’
Otherwise known as ‘Pronouns Day’ to the actual UN.
Now you know I don’t mean all Americans, certainly none who would be reading this blog. You guys are cool. But those other ones, the ones who think pronouns are important, the ones who think they can lecture other countries on morals after letting Biff Tannen move into the White House. The Michael Kuppermans, the Kate Beatons, the heroin addict-looking-unfunny-motherfucker from SNL who compared JK Rowling to Mel Gibson because domestic violence survivors who value safe spaces for women are exactly the same as drunken actors who go on antisemitic tirades. THOSE kinds of Americans.
And of course, we’ll be paying tribute to their Americanised cousins on this side of the pond. The careerists who pretend to believe that lesbians can have penises, that children can consent to a lifetime of having no sexual function, and that sentences like “you are valid” actually make some kind of sense!
So please do send me any screengrabs of people celebrating Pronouns Day. I actually sort of can’t wait. It’s like Crazy Christmas!
It’s time for everyone’s favourite part of the site!
Could it be that you didn’t want to be reminded of stories like this?
This is important
Also important!
How gender non-conforming!
Hang on a second…does that mean I’M NON-BINARY????
Worth every penny of that subscription.
Hello. Left an 'account' of my day on the previous blog post.
Really glad for Rosie and yourself for getting the funding. Thanks for these selfies too btw. Off to rinse my eyes with lavender oil before bedtime.