Own The Internet!
Yes, the ACTUAL INTERNET!
Yes, you too can own the ACTUAL INTERNET as featured in the episode of the IT Cowd banned by Channel 4, ‘The Speech’. Pardon me for this aide mémoire!
There is no better time to become a paid subscriber! Exciting!
I bet Elon Musk would pay a lot for it...
To everyone asking how to enter, we are working on that now and will finalise things after I arrive in the United States next week. Watch this space!