DONKEY WRONG

The stunt that raised £350,000 for a castration cult.

A few years back, a man named Harry Brewis, also known as HBomberguy, saw my successful attempt to deny lottery funding to the safeguarding nightmare/castration cult Mermaids. In response, he live-streamed a marathon game of Donkey Kong to raise money for them and got support from a veritable spectrum of people who should have known better. For posterity, then, this is Harry Brewis, and these are the people who helped him fund The Munchausen Mums of Mermaids.

A legacy of this stunt was that I was bombarded with Donkey Kong memes while Harry Brewis was given the Pride Award from Attitude Magazine for his efforts to help Mermaids sterilise and mutilate nascent homosexual children. I knew one day I’d be exonerated, and he’d be revealed as yet another reckless opportunist, a bully in a movement that rewards bullying and indeed could not survive without it. In his excitement at launching a harassment campaign against a writer with an unpopular opinion, Brewis caused irreparable harm to a generation of children in the UK and Ireland.

Harry Brewis, knowing what you now know about Mermaids. Will you apologise to those who have suffered at their hands? If not, I suggest in the future we call anyone who successfully raises funds to cause harm a ‘Bomberguy’, as in “Be careful about giving money to that one. He might be a Bomberguy”.

And to those who asked, that’s how you beat Beaver Bother. With patience, and a trust in the fact that you’re up against some of the dumbest people who ever sat in front of a keyboard.